March 29, 2010

The Case of

The One-Legged Lady

It was a bright and windy morning. The tall guy and I were out on our usual morning walk. All of a sudden, I spotted something:

It was a dame's leg. And from the looks of things, she had legs up to her hips. HAD being the operative word.

No shoes, no stockings, no body. She must have left in a hurry to leave THIS behind. From the proportions of this leg, she must have been like 18 feet tall with a size zero foot. She shouldn't be hard to spot! So we hit the gritty streets, looking for clues.

MMMMMM, gritty street. With butter! (It's a Southern thing!)

And wash it all down with some fresh spring water - or in this case, warm water fountain water. But then I noticed one small tiny red drop on the sidewalk. The kind of tiny red drop that could have come from a dame with only one leg running away from something chasing her at midnight on a night with no moon. Could this be a clue?

TO BE CONTINUED...

AND now for a VERY IMPORTANT NOTE from the Tall Guy:

- Toilet
- This Old House Magazine
- Picture of a waterfall in Vermont
Please note there is NOTHING crocheted. Thank you.

And now with more extra added information from the tall guy:
The first two commenters have asked if there is anything fuzzy in the bathroom since you can't see the whole thing. Trust me, there's nothing fuzzy in here. If there are any guys in your house, you know why! :)