Saturday, March 13, 2010

March 13, 2010

Dear Hanes Underwear People:

I really like your new soft underwears.

They are delicious.

(From the tall guy: If anyone ever makes an underwear and/or sock flavored dog food, you will be able to make a fortune off of Jack alone! Also, do you see a running theme starting to develop here?)


  1. uh... yes we do see! What next Jack? If I had to guess, my money would be on the tee vees remote for your next meal. Your bloggie could be re-named Daily Dose of Destruction (like Dennis' Diary of Destruction) at this rate.

  2. aww jack looks so peaceful
    dreaming of liver tweats im sure
    pibble kisses and wee wags
    the houston pittie pack

  3. Jack likes socks, Juno likes shoes. yes, i see a theme. a perfect Bonnie and Clyde!

  4. Hmmm... I have never sampled the underwear, but I would agree with you about nommy socks.


  5. Hey, try Fruit of the Loom probably need more fruit in your diet, Jack.


  6. Jack, you are just precious when you sleep! Innocent sleeping. But when out!! It sounds like you like to sample alot of different items. There is definitely a theme going here and makes me wonder and I'm sure the tall guy also wonders...what's next!!! Love, Debbie and Hollydog

  7. jack
    Thats to funny, you actually ate it????

    I just stick to dryer sheets and kleenex/toilet paper!! Tell the TG to give you pancakes and you wouldnt have to eat the underwear!! Put your paw down for the pancakes, take my word for it they taste much better!!


  8. I'm really beginning to wonder about you Jack. Underwear?? Don't you have any worms out on your driveway? I have a bumper crop right now and could send you some if there is a shortage in AZ. Let me know.

  9. Can I ask, were they clean or dirty??

  10. Jack what in heaven's name is making you eat DVD and underwear? Please please tell me you did not swallow the underwear!!! I don't think that will 'come out' very easily!!!
    Oh my stars.. tell TG to buy you a T-bone.
    Madi and Mom

  11. Poor Jack--did TG leave his undies laying around again and you were merely helping to clean up? And somehow, YOU got in trouble??

  12. Hey Tall Guy and jack,
    A friend of our dad's had a big Golden named Jethro that used to eat socks and underwear. They had two teenage boys that always left dirty clothes lying around on the floor of their room. Jethro ended up having to have 3 different surgeries, years apart, to clear intestinal blockages. So Jack, you'd better be careful or be carrying good pet health insurance.
    - TBH&K

  13. So did you get enough to eat? Underwear and socks, Jack, REALLY?

  14. The late DVD, the late pair of Hanes...Maybe TG should take you out more often. You'll eat him out of home and undies!

  15. hello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....

  16. Hanes? At least Fruit of the Loom sounds edible.

  17. BOL!!! BOL!!!
    Tall guy give Jack some Filet Mignon twice a day for two weeks - bet he forgets about Hanes....
    PS - Jack don't tell TallGuy that nothin' works for Coopie - he is a sock-a-holic.

  18. Parker LOVES the underwear + flavor required. However, one things good, he's never really tore any apart except 2 pairs. Maybe those had flavoring...LOL

  19. You'd be surprised how many thousands and thousands of dogs will be shoving their humans out the door to buy some of that food!