Are we there yet?
Yesterday, the tall guy got in the mood for some 'down-home' cooking, so we went to a place called Cracker Barrel. Well, first of all - no crackers and no barrels. They should call it 'We Just Made Up a Name' store. Puppies, as usual, are not allowed in the No Cracker No Barrel store. So while I sat in the car, the tall guy went in and got his food and brought it back out to the car. But did I get any? No. He even had something called 'country ham' (which I guess is different than city ham) which had this really cute bone in it that looked like a ring, but did I get the bone? No. Did I get applesauce? No. Did I get pinto beans? No. Did I get cold slaw? No (well, that was ok - it just looked like chopped up cabbage to me!) Did I get blackberry cobbler with ice creams? No. What DID I get? A little bitty tiny small piece of biscuit. That's it. So from now on I think we should call it 'Don't bring your puppy because he won't get to eat any of the food not even the bone in the country ham' store. Let's see how well THAT goes over in their advertising!
So, I hereby propose a new rule: You have to share any food you bring back to the car. And I don't mean just the biscuit!
And this just in (from the tall guy): Is your puppy bored? Here's a tip for you to try!