Well, I wish someone had told me!!
We did not have no tricks-or-treaters come by the house
on Saturday night and you know why?
BECAUSE IT WAS NOT NO HALLOWEENS!!!
Halloweens was on Sunday night this year.
Well no one even told me.
So that was why I didn't get any candy.
Unfortunately, we had a LOT of
tricks-or-treaters come by last night
(including a few that I think were like 35 years old!)
and they et all the candies!
And you know what,
not one puppy came to our house.
I told the tall guy that if I had gone
out for tricks-or-treats,
I could have cleaned up and I would
have shared all my loot with him!
So here is what he gave me at the end of the night:
on Saturday night and you know why?
BECAUSE IT WAS NOT NO HALLOWEENS!!!
Halloweens was on Sunday night this year.
Well no one even told me.
So that was why I didn't get any candy.
Unfortunately, we had a LOT of
tricks-or-treaters come by last night
(including a few that I think were like 35 years old!)
and they et all the candies!
And you know what,
not one puppy came to our house.
I told the tall guy that if I had gone
out for tricks-or-treats,
I could have cleaned up and I would
have shared all my loot with him!
So here is what he gave me at the end of the night:
That's right.Circus Peanuts.
Which, by the way, are neither circus-y or peanut-y.
As a matter of fact, the only '-y' they are is
NAST-Y!
But it's ok.
I made sure that I gave some back to him.
In his shoes.
After they had been chewed on a bit.
Oh Jack - good werk. Mom wuz laffin'so much that she had water in her eyez.
ReplyDeleteShiloh'n Shasta
I'm sure he won't make that mistake again...
ReplyDeleteOh wait...he's human...he will
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Yucky! Those circusy peanuty things sound pretty gross to me. Good job - I am pleased with your work. The old shoe trick gets 'em every time!
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Happy Halooween Jack!
ReplyDeleteGuess you were tricked by the Tall Guy! Circus Peanuts are for elephants. Waaaaah Good thing you tricked him back. Way to go!
Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Pai & Wai-Max
Them things is NASTY! PE-UKE!
ReplyDeleteWe not haves no trick or treaters eithers.
We lives in da bible belt so....they don't do dat on Sunday.
Puddles
Some foodables are so gross even a lab won't eat them. Now that is yucky.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
Mango
I sure am laughing at you and with you today!
ReplyDeleteMOM is ROTF Jack...when she first was the picture of the citrus peanuts she thought it was the bottom of a pair of Crocs....boy does she look funny down there. I believe she has fallen and cannot get up TTFN I better go help her.
ReplyDeleteMadi and Mom
Don't laff at us.. butt Mommy and her Mommy LOVE 'dem circus peanuts!! Maybe 'dats whats wrong wits 'da Momma... hee hee
ReplyDeleteDaddy tinks 'dey are gross too and he refuses to eat dem...
We's agree... 'dis is funny stuffs..
Hugs!!
Josie
I always wondered "who" bought those nasty things...now I know! :)
ReplyDeleteAll those treats and so little that was good. We had some dog snacks, but they would not share the good stuff.
ReplyDeleteThere must be someone we can notify to come to your aid.
Mogley G. Retriever
We didn't have very many trick or treaters last night at all. We don't know where they all went. We have lots of candy leftover, but it is mostly chocolate. We have heard from good sources that those circus peanuts are really bad.
ReplyDeleteHope the TG can find some other treat for you.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
We only had a few trick or treaters because everyone was home watching the Giants game. I remember those circus peanuts. To me, they are in cohoots with candy corn.
ReplyDeleteWoof! Woof! Many celebrated 2 days of Halloween ... Imagine that. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteOooohhhh Jack...!! you give us such great ideas..!! We got dehydrated apples wrapped in turkey bacon....yummmmmmy!!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy...Max & Mia....plus Misskitty
Why, Jack, you must always be gracious of all that is given to you because the tall guy might think that you don't like his humble offerings and stop givin' you treats! Pretend to eat them an' hide them - in a potted plant - not his shoes, he finds them there!
ReplyDeleteOur momma likes those phony peanuts and so do her grown sons. Go figure. Us - how 'bout a little prime rib or maybe some Lake Superior White Fish, YUM?☺
Jack,
ReplyDeleteWe gots NO tricks or treaters at all PLUS mom bought only chocolate so I can't have any of da left over candy, her can be so mean sometimes.
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Good job with that strange looking Halloween candy! We didn't get any puppies at our door either but I put on my costume and went trick or treating at our neighbors house..that was fun!!!!!!!! I got several great treats...and I ate them all.
ReplyDeleteHugs and wags, Mistaya
Geezo Jack! Tricks galore! Bet the shoe trick will get a good laugh... from you :)
ReplyDeleteHugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose
We only had 5 little people come to the door. Those candies look good....why did you put them in the Tall Guys shoes?
ReplyDeleteewww does things are nasty!
ReplyDeletehahahaha. Eww circus peanuts scare me. They are like foam.
ReplyDeleteNo puppies at our door neither Jack but Mum did get me a lovely softy pumpkin to rag. Those peanuts looks nasty!
ReplyDeleteOh Jack, mom and I have missed you! So sorry about the Circus Peanuts. BOO! And we LOVED your Halloween poem! Mom was ooooing and ahhhing over that "candy when you were a kid" link. So fun!
ReplyDeleteLuv,
Cloud
I don't remmebers signing dat contract eithers...actually, I signed da one dat states I is here to haves FUUUUUUUN...hehehe!
ReplyDeletePuddles
So we had one set of trick or treaters.... and I greeted them with a bark and tried to steal their yeild however Ma was too nice and gave them some fruit bursts (green and orange I might add... the ones she doesnt like) and we didnt see hide nor hare of anyone else, no pups either.
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday!
So good of you to be environmentally conscious - what with recycling and all.
ReplyDeleteThe same happened here, Jack!
ReplyDeleteNo treats for me!
Hmmmm....
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Ewwww... I bet they were all squishy when he put his shoes on. We had about the same amount of kids - although we weren't sure any of them were kids...
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