Saturday, November 27, 2010

November 27, 2010

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!

I tried to warn you about eating turkey on Thanksgiving. Now look at what has happened. They have mutated into GIANT HAT WEARING TURKEYS that will eat your children and your husband and have their own teevee show!!!

They will seek revenge. And pie. Probably pumpkin with a little dollop of whipped cream on top.

The only way to stop them is to give all your leftover turkey that is hiding in your fridge to your puppies. Don't even keep any for sandwiches which you were planning on eating during the football game. All of it. MUST BE EATEN!!! Only puppies have the super-strength stomach needed to foil their evil plans.

And a little pie wouldn't hurt either.

17 comments:

  1. I snagged some from the khounter on Friday...along with some yummy WISCONSIN cheese khurds!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  2. BTW....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDd-GXkMrJs

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  3. Thanks Jack. I'm going to show this to my assistant. It won't work, but I'll try anything.

    Why have parades been taken over by those weird things anyway?

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  4. I already tried that. I didn't work, they made Turkey Enchiladas :(

    Wyatt

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  5. Oh I am with ya JAck. I got my share of turkey yeterday and today, so no problem with em here!!

    wags
    Jazzi

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  6. Jack - Thank you for saving the world.

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  7. What an excellent idea! You are a font of innovation and creativity. We just need better marketing to really push your ideas over the top. Our usual 10%?

    Jed & Abby

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  8. Woo - did it work? We have not scored anything yet. Sigh.

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  9. Morning Jack!!!
    If the puppies get too full I'll be more than happy to eat their leftover turkey.
    I LOVES turkey and can smell the aroma from the leftover container from the farthest corners of the house,
    Happy Saturday,
    Madi

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  10. WE've had it for two days in a row....yuck....we're ready for a change...!!

    Enjoy ...Max & Mia....Misskitty, too

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  11. We seen that turkey guy on the teevee too JACK!!! Run, DO NOT WALK, to the hills!!!

    (the hills are alive with the sound of music, wrote a song about it wanna hear it hear it goes...)

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  12. Well Jack the sad story here is the turkey came with my grandma and grandpa and then they took it HOME with them!!! No turkey for poor me....

    Woof!
    Kirby

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  13. We've had so much turkey the past few days, Buddy is gobbling!

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  14. Momma won't give me any either. She says my litter box stinks enough when I'm just eating kibble.
    Besides, momma won't hardly even share with the humans in the house. She claims she is "eating for two" and NEEDS the turkey.
    *mournful meow*
    -Milo from the Moose Nugget House

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  15. That is one BIG turkey & that hat!!
    Scary & it isn't even Halloween.
    Tailwags
    Ernie,Sasha,Chica

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  16. That is a super plan, Jack!
    I wonder what TG thinks about it!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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