November 22, 2010

Here's a
NEW TRICK FOR YOU TO LEARN!!

Any dog can roll over.
Heck even most CATS can do that.

Here's a new trick for you:
ROLL OVER
(but only half way)

Here's how you do it:
It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
Put your hands on your hip.

Wait, what?
Oh, sorry
That was how to do The Time Warp.

Ok, here's how you do
The Half-Way Roll Over

First, you lean way over to your left
(or your right if you're right-pawed):

Then you just sorta flop on over:

And now here's the fun part.
Your people will be expecting you to roll
all the way over,
but you just stop
and lay on your back
while they look at you
in wonderment and amazement!

And there you have it.
A brand new trick that you can try at home.

Remember to practice a lot
so you can impress all your friends.

And as an extra bonus added attraction,
look at what happens:

This is really helpful in case you got some bald spots.
All the dead grass will make you look luxurious!!

Have fun!!