Saturday, November 20, 2010

November 20, 2010

Places I am EVIDENTLY
No Longer Allowed To Go

It seems that the tall guy went to the dog show/obedience trials today and did he take me?
NO!
It seems that I tend to think of any large gathering of dogs as play time and since we got yelled at last year, he decided it would be better if he went BY HIMSELF this year. Harrumph!!

He said that he didn't take me because I was so handsome that I would have won all the awards and none of the other dogs would get any ribbons to take home, but that's also the same reason he gives me for not taking me when he goes to get bar-b-que ribs, so I am, obviously, a bit suspect of his reasoning!


He said he saw about 40 Puddles-dogs and some Wilf-dogs and a bunch of dogs he didn't know, but he did not see any Remington dogs this year. I asked him if he saw any Jack dogs and he said there was only one Jack dog that he wanted to see, so he had to rush back home just for me.

If you see my eyes rolling down your street, would you send them back to me please?
Thank you.

18 comments:

  1. The stories they make up....

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  2. we can totally beweive that you awe too hanshum cause you ish butt we do smell a toot in his stowy
    just sayin'

    pibble sugars and wee wiggles
    the pittie pack

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  3. What a line! We wanted to use another metaphor [is that what we mean?], but mama wouldn't let us. At least he didn't say "it's for your own good/safety/fill in the cliche" like mama does. Hope he paid a stiff guilt price.

    Jed & Abby

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  4. Forget the schmooze. Did you get pie ?

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  5. Sigh - apparently the list of places we do not get to go gets longer all of the time. Like all of the times we are left in the Jeep while the humans eat food. Why can't we sit with them? We would be good, really.

    P.S. - Somehow we missed the story of you getting yelled at last year at the show.

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  6. We feel your pain, Jack, and you just might see our eyes rolling right along down that same road. But we do think the TG means the last part about there only being one Jack dog he wanted to see.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  7. Jack,

    We should compare lists of forbidden places, mine seems to get longer with each passing day too. ;)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  8. Okays my eyes is rollin' too.
    Interesting sat soooo many of Me's was doin' OBEDIENCE...dat is a joke in itself. Doxies and obedience shouldn't be used in da same sentence.

    Puddles

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  9. Morning Jack....all I want to know is if TG came home smelling funny? Once Mom went to a cat show. When she came home I hissed at her. She rolled her eyes at me!!!
    Happy Saturday Madi

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  10. Bummer, Jack!

    Even though you are suspect of TG's excuses....I say let him keep those complements coming!!! You deserve 'em!

    MinnaK

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  11. Heads up Jack...you know he's lost without you as soon as he leaves the house.

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  12. I believe him....he loves you very much!

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  13. Jack... he cheated on you. of course he would say something flattering so you'll take him back.

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  14. You make a good pouting face, Jack. Keep it up till you get some yummy food!

    Wyatt

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  15. Heehee! Rollin' those eyes right back at ya!

    Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
    Sierra Rose

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  16. I cannot believe he was able to resist you, with your jowls on the couch like that. The ultimate, innocent, sad puppy face Jack!

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  17. Sure TG had fun there but I know he wanted to come back soon to spend a nice time with you!
    Happy saturday!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  18. They yelled at you? How rude! Momma goes to labbie adoption events and she tries that too handsome story on me too. She says that I will steal attention from the homeless doggies and that *gasp* someone might try to adopt me! Total non-sense!

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