Tuesday, November 9, 2010

November 9, 2010

First I need a
butternut squash...

One of the Hello Kitty Armed Guards
(Well, she's got arms.
And those eyes that would strike fear
in even the strongest of men!)


My plan is slowly coming into focus.
I only need to find a few more things:
• A 6 inch butternut squash
• 2 dollars in Canadian coins

• A ladies' brassiere size 42 D
and
• An Icelandic passport under the name of
AMLÓÐI HÁVARÐUR


I'm off to put my plan into action.
See you tomorrow,
I HOPE!!


14 comments:

  1. I think we khan send the brassiere...

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

    ReplyDelete
  2. I wonder where you are going to get those interesting things...
    Let us know how it goes, ok?
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

    ReplyDelete
  3. Heavy Rock Defender?
    Did I look that up right?

    Good luck Jack. That is one bad bad kitty. Even Milo says she would rather take on a dog than Hello Kitty.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Heavy high guard?
    The dullard high guard?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Will speak to our cousin Vilhjalmur to see if he can help. He says two Ca\nadian dollars can buy you a lot in Iceland.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Jack what you need is a fierce lady kitty cat to give the guards a good old fashion full body claw treatment...and I'm just the gal for the job!!!
    Sincerely
    Drucilla the Evil Cat Woman (aka Madi)

    ReplyDelete
  7. Too funny. That kitty does look evil.

    I can't wait to find out how all these things come together. If you need help with the coins, I'm your gal!

    ReplyDelete
  8. YOu forgot duct tape. We can't do anything around here without duct tape.

    Mogley G. Retriever

    ReplyDelete
  9. I can hardly wait to see what you are up to next, my friend!

    ReplyDelete
  10. Just start howling Bjork songs. They will let you out of jail and elect you president of Iceland.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Jack if your plan doesn't work try it Kirby style...just rip and tear your way out of there...just make sure they don't put bitter apple on it...yuck!

    Woof!
    Kirby

    ReplyDelete
  12. Butternut squash? This is still a G-rated blog, isn't it?

    Jed & Abby

    ReplyDelete