Warning: VICIOUSNESS AHEAD!!
I must taste good or something. I was just minding my own business at the puppy park when all of a sudden this HUGE vicious beast runs over and starts to eat me. Needless to say, I was shocked beyond belief. Fortunately, the tall guy was there to get the carnage on video.
So, if you see a HUGE beast named Daisy in your neighborhood, you should probably watch out. She is just mean and has like 4000 sharp little evil teeths and she will eat your ear and your tongue and maybe even bite your butt. And THEN she will go home and brag to all of her friends!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!