June 29, 2012

It's SO nice...

to be back home and sleeping in your own bed.

Well, in the tall guy's bed, but I get to sleep there too!

June 25, 2012

We're going on VACATION!

The tall guy says it is too hot so we're headed out of town.

We will be back later this week.

If you see us driving up the road,

wave hello.

 

 

 

June 22, 2012

Please join me for a relaxing day

AT THE SPA!

Indulge in my special mud bath treatment.

So calming, so refreshing.

So M-M-Muddy!

And remember,

there is never any tipping

at this spa! 

Unless you just happen to fall over.

June 19, 2012

I have NO idea what I'm doing.

Evidently my front half decided to get off the couch, but my back half decided it liked it just fine where it was.  So, I just stayed this way for a minute until the tall guy looked at me and asked me what I was doing.

Some mornings I think I should just stay in bed!

June 14, 2012

That's just not right!

I have not got to go do the swimmings in like 50 years.  Well, except for the little round pool at my house, but that doesn't count because my feet touch the bottom.

The tall guy has started going to do the swimmings every day!  He is going to some place called a Jim.  I don't even know who this Jim is.  But, the tall guys says that dogs are not allowed there.  Well, that Jim must not be a very nice person if he doesn't like dogs.

So, if you are going to do the swimmings with your family, would you please stop by and let me go with you?  I will bring some carrots and some cookies for us to eat after we do the swimmings.  And I have my own towel.

Thank you, and have a pleasantly wet day!

June 9, 2012

Yuck!

Evidently I am not allowed to go outside until the tall guy puts something called sunscream on my nose.  I don't know why he does it, because I just lick it off right after he puts it on.  And it doesn't taste like bacon, let me tell you.

I don't even think it is sunscream for dogs because there is a picture of a baby on the bottle.  

I don't imagine that the babies would like the taste if they licked it off of their noses either!

Oh well!  It's just another one of those things that the tall guy does that I'll never understand!

June 4, 2012

I finally figured it out.

(Not this.  

This picture has nothing to do with anything.)

We went back to the old dog park yesterday,

the one we used to go to.

And then we went to a place

so the tall guy could get some

pannycakes and bacon.

He says they are the best pannycakes

ever in the world.

So, I finally realized that we weren't going

to the dog park for me.  We were going

to the dog park because it was close

to the pannycake store.

And I didn't even get no bacon.