February 27, 2013

What do you mean 

you're out of cookies?

 

This is a TRAMEGDEY!

Does anyone know of a

24 hour cookie delivery service?

February 23, 2013

Fi On You!

 The one where I defy the gods of snow and wind:

                      (Yes, I know it's too big for the screen, but it's easier to see!)

February 21, 2013

Guess What!!

February 19, 2013

Looking for Dinosaurs!

Here we are, out in the wilderness, looking for dinosaurs.

The tall guy seems to think that we are just on a walk, but I know that we are really looking for dinosaurs.

(That is me, way off in the distance.

The tall guy thinks it's funny to hide and see

if I notice that he's not around!)  

Eureka, Kansas!

I found a dinosaur bone.

Or perhaps it is just a big piece of wood.

Either way,

it is good to chew on.

Until someone tells you to drop it.

Then it's still good to chew on

if they aren't close enough

to take it away from you!

 

February 15, 2013

It's About Time!

(me looking all sad and lonely)

Someone FINALLY came back home.  I did not even know that he was going anywhere, until the nice lady came by to take me for a walk.  Then it dawned on me.

He said he had been to see Aunt Lanta.  I didn't even know he had no Aunt Lanta.  Actually, it sounds like something that he just made up.  He could have just as easily said he went to Bubble-lubble-town.

AND he did not even bring me no Valentime's present.  I also do not know what is Valentime's, but from what I see on the TV commercials, I should have gotten diamonds, flowers and a big dinner out of it.  

I did make him give me a cookie when he got home, because I'm pretty sure I was shortchanged during the 3 days he was gone.  

He said he had to sit on the plane at the gate for an hour before he got to come home.  He was not happy.  I asked him if someone locked the gate so he couldn't get out.  He said finally the plane got to go to the runaway.  I told him that if I was locked on a plane for an hour and not going anywhere, I would have runaway too!

But he is back now AND he took me on an extra walk today at lunch.  He must be feeling guilty.  I'm pretty sure I can get some extra cookies out of this somehow! 

February 11, 2013

I'm surprised you can even

tell it's me!

 

Look at these pictures.  

Can you tell what they are?

That's right.

It's the International Space Station.

It flew over our house the other night.

The tall guy took these 'pictures' of it as it did.

I guess it's easier to photograph

me sitting in the grass

that something flying over your head

50 million miles away.

So, if you see a big blur flying over your house,

it could be the International Space Station.

Or it could be me.

  

    

February 6, 2013

Let's play the 1:45AM game!

It's really very easy to play.

Next time you're in bed with your peoples,

(you DO sleep with your peoples don't you?)

look at the clock

and when it says 1 and 4 and 5,

start running really hard 

like you're having a dream that you're

running really hard.

Doesn't that sound like fun?

The tall guy and I played it last night.

Needless to say,

I had to go sleep on the couch after that.

Let me know how it goes

when you try it!!     

February 2, 2013

I seem to have

a lot of toys...

that are missing an arm or leg,

or even a head.

I'm not sure why this is happening.

Perhaps there is an evil

toy gnome that is going around

and taking off the arms and legs

at night when I am asleep.

I may have to set up a

surveillance camera to find out

what's going on.