Thursday, July 31, 2014

July 31, 2014

Does this grass make my butt look big?

Two of my favorite things:  grass and shadows.

I have a place that I like to stop each of our 16 daily walks.  The tall guy can't figure out why I always like to stop at the same place, but it's really just because I'm not in any big hurry to get back home.

The weather here has been wonderfulness.  The tall guy says he can't believe that it's July.  He even pushed his noisy baby stroller all over the grass at 3 o'clocks today.  He said he could NEVER do that in Arizona.  (I think that was because we didn't have any grass in Arizona, but whatever makes him happy.)  I haven't figured out what he's doing, but he just walks back and forth until he gets tired, I guess, and then he's done.  Maybe he's practicing for when he does get a baby.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

July 27, 2014

Look at me. I'm a LEGO!!

You can turn yourself into a LEGO picture.

If you want to be a LEGO picture, you can go here and do it:

I hope they make a lot of money so that you can really turn yourself into LEGOs.  It would be cool to break yourself apart and put yourself together again!! 
Wouldn't that be fun?  And painful! :)

Well, not really painful.

And don't eat the piece that has your eyes on it!

Friday, July 25, 2014

July 25, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails

I can't believe I actually touched....

I have nothing to say.

Actually, I don't think this might count as touching.
I think someone throwed them on my head

And then that same someone had the 
audacity to take a picture of me
with the socks on my head.

And these were not NEW socks, mind you.
These were fresh feet socks.

And by fresh feet socks, 
I mean socks that just came off of someone's feets.

Don't be surprised if you see these out in the backyard
if you come to visit!

That is if anything is left of them.


Friday, July 18, 2014

July 18, 2014

Le Tour de Jack 

The tall guy and I have been watching the Tour de France every day.  It comes on at 5 o'clocks in the morning, but we just let the TV record it and then we watch it later in the day.  The tall guy does not like 5 o'clocks in the morning.  He is more of a 10 o'clocks type of guy.

The tall guy says he likes seeing all the trees and the mountains and all the towns that the bicycle riders go through.  I have been looking for Bob and Sophie, but I have not seen them yet.  We must not have gotten to their house yet.  I am sure they will invite all the bicycle riders to have something to eat with them and that the 'font' will fix something delicious.

So, Bob and Sophie, if the bike riders come by your house, please bark "Bonjour!" so that we can all say that we saw you on le tele.

Au revoir!

Saturday, July 12, 2014

July 12, 2014

All these bedtime stories have
made me sleepy!

PS.  This is the room I'm not usually allowed to go into.
I wonder if there's a present for me that the tall guy
is hiding in there! 

Sunday, July 6, 2014

July 6, 2014

Do you think I should be a model? 

I've got this selfie thing down pat!