Thursday, November 29, 2012

November 30, 2012

I am not even going to look at you!

So it turns out that the green things in my dish were not turkeys.  They were, as many of you noted, green beens.  They were delicious frozen green beens, very crunchy and cold and tasty and mmmmm....

But I digress.

It seems that even the Tall Guy did not get no turkeys for Thanksgiving.  Come to find out, he does not even LIKE turkeys.  

He is odd sometimes.

He had chicken and banana pudding.

I had green beens.

But I did get some Redi-Whip stuff.

On my nose.

Put there by the Tall Guy.

You may not see my face in my pictures on here for a long, long time.

Although, maybe I can get some green beens with Redi-Whip.

Oh, TG, I've got something to ask you!

Sunday, November 25, 2012

November 26, 2012

MMMMMM, Turkey! 

I hope everyone had a very nice Thanksgiving and 
got to eat lots of good stuffs.

I got to eat some delicious turkeys.  I don't remember turkey being green, but the tall guy said that it was 
a special kind of turkey.

Now about that pumpkin pie...

Sunday, November 18, 2012

November 19, 2012

The Most Beautiful Tree in the World!

I am telling you I have seen some beautiful trees.  Up in the mountains, out near the water, just everywhere.  But the tall guy brought home a picture he took of the most beautiful tree in the world.

Are you ready to have your eyeballs explode 
from the beautifulness?



Isn't that amazing?
Wouldn't you love to have that at your house so you could look at it every day?

I asked the tall guy if he would buy it for me
so I could sit and stare at it all the time.
I bet it even smells beautiful.

On second thought,
maybe we should not get it
as I'm not sure I could handle being around
such beautifulness.

But maybe you can talk your mom or dad
into getting it for you!
It is so beauticious you could leave it up
in your house all year and have everyone
come by and look at it.
Or you could charge them
one taco to come by and see it.
You would never be taco-less again! 

Thursday, November 15, 2012

November 16, 2012

More Words

Last time, I told you about some of the words that the tall guy says that I don't know.
Today, I would like to tell you about one of my FAVORITE words
(besides cookie).

And that word is 

See all the !!!!!!!!!!  That means I really, really, really, really, really like that word.
See all the really, really, reallys?  That means that I .... well, you get the picture.

I do love me some bagel.
The tall guy usually goes and gets 2 bagels on Saturday morning
and I get 1/2 of one of them
(wheat only, thank you).
I take it outside and eat it AL FRESCO
(that means sitting in the grass).

So, do you have a favorite word
that your family uses?

Monday, November 12, 2012

November 13, 2012

Please and Thank You!

I have no idea what the tall guy is talking about 
when he says
"Thank you".

He usually says it when he's trying
to get me to do something.

"I'm gonna get your nose".

What the heck does THAT mean?  

I much prefer
"Would you like a cookie?".

Now THAT I know.

Do your peoples say anything to you
that doesn't make any sense?


Tuesday, November 6, 2012

November 7, 2012


Today is a good day to go lie out in the shade and 
get a shade-tan!

Just remember to wear your shade-cream
so you won't get a shade-burn!

And don't look directly into the shade!

This has been another safety tip
from me, Jack.

And have a GREAT day!

Sunday, November 4, 2012

November 5, 2012


They need to invent a new cereal called
that you can eat on the mornings
when the Tall Guy wakes up at 4:30AM,
because he is certainly not in
the mood for no
let me tell you!

I'm just gonna stay in the car
until he gets in a better mood!

Thursday, November 1, 2012

November 1, 2012

We have a winners!! 

We had a lot of excitement at our house on Howl-o-ween.  We had a LOT of kids come to our house and beg for candy.  The tall guy said I did a very good job of barking REALLY LOUD every time someone came to the door.  EVERY SINGLE TIME!!

So, how many kids did we have come by?


We might have had more but the tall guy was trying to eat dinner, so he turned off the outside light so no one would know we were at home. That number doesn't count the tall guy who ate 4 pieces of candy while we were waiting for everyone to come by.

The tall guy said he should count for at least 1/2 of a person, so we decided to give away THREE Alpha-Pet books for our contest.

The winners are:

Tank  (who guessed 99.5)!  Wow, Tank, can you call me and give me next week's lottery numbers?

Clyde S Dale  (who guessed 90)


Tikkii  (who guessed 86).

Congratulations to everyone for guessing.

If our winners will send an email to the Tall Guy at,
he'll get your Alpha-Pet book in the mail.

Oh, I did not even get no candy at all.  Not even any of the bad kind that the Tall Guy bought for all the older kids who didn't even bother to put on a costume.  

Isn't it about time for Christmas???