April 30, 2013

Well, he finally came home! 

Come to find out I was NOT supposed to keep my eyes closed the whole time.

I think he needs to make that a little clearer next time.

Anyway, I asked him where he had been and he said he had been SINGING.

And then I said, no really, where were you?

And he said he was singing music with some of his friends.

So I said prove it.

Here you go:

   

He said that wasn't the whole song.  They didn't just stop in the middle like that.

 

But I still didn't get no cookie when he got home.

   

April 28, 2013

Hello? 

I've been sitting here for nearly two days with my eyes closed and I haven't gotten my surprise yet.

I'm still waiting.

Hello?

Is anyone here?

TG?

April 26, 2013

OK, I've got my eyes closed.

Now where's my surprise?

(I'm not peeking.  I swear!)

April 23, 2013

Sometimes...

Sometimes you just need to sing.

But sometimes you just need to listen to a song...

(The Danish Girls Choir)

April 19, 2013

Well, I WAS asleep!

Really?

Flash pictures when I'm asleep?

Is that totally necessary?

Oh, this sock?

Uh.

Well I found it laying on the floor 

and thought it would make a good pillow.

What?

It was laying next to your shoe where you took it off?

Oh.

I love you!

♥

April 16, 2013

And people say dogs can't talk!

(Please remind everyone that there are lots

of shelter dogs and cats that need a forever home!)

April 11, 2013

It's a mad house around here!!

The tall guy likes to put peanut butter on his vanilla wafers.  He takes 11 vanilla wafers out of the box (EXACTLY 11) and puts peanut butter on 5 of them, smooshes those 5 with peanut butter together with 5 vanilla wafers withOUT peanut butter (so he has 5 peanut butter vanilla wafer cookies) and then he eats the one that is left over.  I asked him why he did this and he said because it tastes better when you have 5.  Four is not enough and six is too many.  I then asked him why he ate the one vanilla wafer by itself.  He said it was just to show the rest of the vanilla wafers in the box who was the boss.

Uh-huh.

And then, to top it all off, I did not even get not one vanilla wafer with peanut butter on it.

Well, maybe I got PART of one, but he got 10.

11 if you count the one he ate by itself.

So, if the vanilla wafer people (Nabisconians) are reading this, please make sure that the number of vanilla wafers in the box is divisible by 11.

Or else I won't be responsible for what happens when the tall guy gets to the bottom of the box. 

PS.  I think you should put a picture of a dog on your box.  I'm available if you're looking for a spokes-dog! 

April 9, 2013

HUH??? 

If you read the comments on my blog (like the tall guy and I do), you may notice that some of them have been deleted.

Well for some reason, a mouse named A Nony has been posting a lot of comments on here lately.  Here are some of our favorite ones:

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So thank you Mr. Mouse for leaving all the comments.  We really enjoy deleting each and every one of them.

PS.  You keep forgetting to put the 'E' on the end of your name!

Your friend,

Jackymous(e)

April 4, 2013

I'm a model!! 

I didn't say I was a HAPPY model.

I'm more of the 'Nudists Monthly' type of

modeling guy.

And before you ask,

the shirt says

"You are just as smart as you can be!"

You can get your own at

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