Monday, January 19, 2015

January 20, 2014

OH NO! SNOW!! 


We're gonna get snowed in and then we won't be able to go to the store and then we will run out of food and then we will starve and then we will not be able to turn on the heat and then we will freeze and we won't even be able to make no snowman.  What will we do????

What?

Oh, this is all the snow there is?

We won't get snowed in and then go to the store and not run out of food and not starve and be able to turn on the heat and not freeze?

Oh.

I bet we still won't be able to make no snowman!


 

Sunday, January 11, 2015

January 12, 2015

Evidently I am an ex-con...



One of these is me, but I don't know which one.  I was only 7 weeks old and already locked away in prison!  I think I might be the one trying to get out under the fence.

Fortunately the tall guy came and paroled me a few weeks after this picture was taken.  It's a good thing too, because I almost had that fence thing figured out.  And then I would have been on the lamb.  And I would have really looked funny riding on the back of a sheep.

Oh.

The tall guy just informed me that I meant to say "on the lam".  I'm not too sure he's right.  After all, I don't think we get 'woo' from the 'shee', now do we?

Your friend, 
Jac
 

Monday, January 5, 2015

January 6, 2015

Today's Word of the Day is:

BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
 

Can you say 'BRRRRRRRRR'?
I know you can!

The tall guy said it was about 20 little circles this morning,
and that was even when he finally got out of bed.

I had been up and outside about 15 times by then, 
so he wasn't telling me anything new.
It was a lot colder when I got up.

I found our Christmas tree.
Someone had put it outside by the curb
so that the recycle people could pick it up.
I looked under it but there weren't any more presents.
I wonder if they had already been recycled.

We had a pretty good New Years Eve.
Evidently I slept through all the fireworks.
I really couldn't hear them
because the tall guy had the television turned up
really LOUD
so that he could watch The Twilight Zone merrython.
Well, let me tell you, it didn't seem so merry to me.

We hope you had a good NYE too!