You can win
A FABULOUS PRIZE!!!
While your mom and dad are out having fun tonight, leaving you home all alone, here's a picture of me for you to color!
Here's one that was done by a young man named Michael. His mom, Mrs. Angelo, said he is very good at coloring, but it seems to me that he was trying to use up all of his brown crayons.
And here's a nice painting done by a young man all the way over in France. France is a long, long ways away from where I live. I would like to thank Mr. Mayonnaise (that's what it sounded like to me, but maybe the phone connection was not very good) for this wonderful painting.
And here's what I really look like, in case you've forgotten.
So kids, do the very best you can when you color my picture tonight. And then, make sure you wake up your parents really, really early in the morning and show them what a good job you did. As a matter of fact, the best way to wake them up would be to go running and screaming into their bedroom!! They will be so proud of you and your coloring skills that they will never leave you home alone again while they go out cavorting all night!! And won't that be the best prize of all?