Monday, November 28, 2011

November 28, 2011

It has come to my attention...


that if you look pitiful, you might get some bagel.  This also works for sandwiches, potato chips, hamburger and macaronis and cheese.  This does not work for ice cream, Pepsi, or chocolate cookies.

If you have found a way to get ice cream, Pepsi or chocolate cookies, please let me know.

Can you tell that we eat a lot around here?

Friday, November 25, 2011

November 25, 2011

Please sir, I want some more.


Here is what the tall guy had for Thanksgiving:
Turkey
Mashed Potatoes
Gravy
Salad
Cranberry sauce
Dressing
Pumpkin pie
Pumpkin cheesecake
Pepsi

Here is what I had for Thanksgiving:



If anyone has an extra place at their Christmas table, I think I could be there if I start walking now.

 

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

November 23, 2011

Up the mountain...

Since the video yesterday was acting up, I asked the tall guy to put up some pictures of our trip up the mountain from Monday.

As you can see, it was very cloudy all the way up to the top. There was snow up there last week, but someone must have borrowed it (maybe Remington's dad, Mike) because most of it was gone.


It got colder and colder as we went up the mountain. It was only 33 little circles by the time we got up to the almost top.


As you can see, it was precipitating. The tall guy says that is when it's not raining and it's not snowing, it's just doing something.


All I know is that I was being beat to death by the little icy things hitting me all over my head!  Fortunately, I remembered to wear my fur coat, so I wasn't cold.


It was a very nice trip. I even got to eat on some stick for about 2 seconds until the tall guy made me drop it!


We even got to stop at McDonald's on the way back and I got my very own order of Chicken McNuggets.  Well, I got ONE McNuggets, but the tall guy bought me my own order, but he wouldn't let me eat all of them.  I think there is a thief in the car because after I ate my one McNuggets, I looked and the rest of them were gone!  So be on the look-out for McNugget thieves in your area!!

I asked the tall guy if he needed any help cooking for Thanksgiving and he said no, that we had a whole kitchen full of people cooking for us.  I sure hope that he told the people at the restaurant what I like to eat!  Although on second thought, there's not much that I've found that I don't like to eat, so I guess it will all be good.

So until next time, the tall guy and I hope you have a very merry Thanksgiving.

What?

Oh, a very thanky merrygiving!

No?

Oh!!!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

November 22, 2011

Soccer is not rugby!


Evidently some puppies don't understand how to play soccers,
because they keep trying to jump on your head when you're trying
to get the ball!

PS.  That is not the tall guy.
That is the soccer guy.
The tall guy is the one taking the pictures.

PPS. The tall guy said to tell you that if you're going to take movies with your iPhone to put on your blog, remember to turn your phone sideways. He said he wished someone had reminded him to do that!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

November 17, 2011

Well...

He did say he was gonna give me a sock on the nose sometime!

Monday, November 14, 2011

November 14, 2011

First of all...


I chose to come outside and didn't come out just because someone told me to.  Something about how he would like to go to the bathroom just ONCE by himself without me sticking my nose in to see what he's doing.

I don't see what the big deal is.  How do I know he's not going in there to watch something good on the teevees?

Friday, November 11, 2011

November 11, 2011

Sleeping 101
by Jack


There are some rules one should follow if one wishes to get the best night's sleep.  We will start with a few of the basics.

1.  Take up as much of the bed as possible.  Why should you be uncomfortable just so someone else can sleep where you want to be?

2.  Make sure you're on the side of the bed that is where your peoples sleep.  That way they will understand that it's your bed too.

3.  At least one part of your body needs to be hanging off the bed.  That way your peoples will feel sorry for you and get a bigger bed, even if they already have a California King.

4.  Make sure you shed a lot of hair.  That way they will have to put down extra stuff for you to sleep on so that your hair will not get all over the bed.  Remember, the more stuff you can sleep on, the softer the bed will be!  So what if it doesn't match the rest of the bed.  Who do they think you are?  Martha Stewart?

And there you have just a few of the Rules for Sleeping that we follow in our household.  Tune in next time for our crash course in Advanced Napping!  Until then, sweet dreams! 



Wednesday, November 9, 2011

November 9, 2011

Snow!!

Yes, it snowed up on the mountains.


I'm hoping the tall guy will take us
up there to play sometime this week.
I might be able to convince him.
It has been cold!
It was 37 little circles this morning!
Good thing he sleep with his
electricity blanket so I can
go get warm when he goes
to take a shower!

Friday, November 4, 2011

November 4, 2011

And now, the latest in chapeau-erie,


all the way from Paris, France!

PS.  Please do not notice that the ball thing
in the Wubba is missing.
I do not have no idea how that happened!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

November 2, 2011

Did you ever have to go sit in the corner 
when you were in school?

I'm innocent.
That's all I got to say!