Walking with Jack -Then, when the person pulling your string says "Come on!", make sure you move your head up about 3 inches and sniff some more.
It's like eating tar!*
OK, first you need to stop like every 3 feet to sniff.
3 inch sniff..Next, we move to the vegetation area.
3 inch sniff..
Look intently at one weed for about an hour.
Intense look...Then right when you look like you are about ready to go,
Raise up your head and look at another weed,
like you have never seen such a sight in your entire life!
Wow, look at that weed.Then, when your person least expects it, stick your head in a bush and pull out a baseball!***
I do think that is an 'austrailius anthropoliticus renumii'*
And that is how you should take a walk!
*(Note from the Tall Guy
: I have NO idea what that means. I think he's gotten into the dognip!**)
**(Note from the Tall Guy:
If cats can have catnip, surely dogs can have dognip!)
***(True story - I thought he was chasing a ground squirrel and then he pops up with a baseball in his mouth. Cool!)
===Personal note from the Tall Guy:
Thank you Max
, for all the times you made me smile...