Sunday, May 30, 2010

May 30, 2010

Today on
Safari With Jack!

The tall guy and I go into the wilds looking for
unusual creatures that roam the big city!

TG: What IS that thing on your head?
J: It's a pith helmet.
TG: Well, that's not a very nice thing to say!
J: ??????? Oh......PITH....PITH......PITH helmet.
TG: Oh, PITH helmet. Got it.

J: Nevermind, I'll just take it off.

J: Shhhh, be vewwy vewwy quiet!
TG: So, you're Elmer Fudd now.
J: Who?
TG: Elmer Fudd, vewwy vewwy quiet...
J: Do you mean the young, narcissistic, womanizing college athlete who abandons his early ambition to become a lawyer?
TG: No, that's Elmer Gantry.
J: You sure do know a lot of guys named Elmer. You probably know the glue guy.
TG: Who?
J: The glue guy - Elmer's Glue.

J: A-HA!
TG: What? You see a 1980s pop band best known for their hit 'Take on Me'?
J: Yes, that's exactly what I meant. [Exasperated Sigh]*

And there we have it. Another exciting episode of 'Safari With Jack'. Tune in next time for our new show: 'Jack finds a new place to live with someone who has some sense!' See you then!

* [I've always wanted to use these brackets, but could never find a good reason!]


  1. That little squirrel is just adorable. I sure hope you were sweet and kind and nice to it, Jack. It's just a baby, you know☺

  2. Gosh, the tall guy just doesn't understand.. That sqirrel looks very chaseable!

  3. Yep, it is SO the heat out there in AZ!

    Khyra & Khousin Merdie

  4. Great adventure and I love the hat! Beth just ordered the book Elmer Gantry....I hope you are having a fun and relaxing weekend!

  5. Be still my beating heart...Jack you look quite debonair in that safari hat.....

  6. You should be on TV, Jack! And what a lovely pith helmet you have... :)

    [That baby squirrel is just ADORABLE! We never see babies here, only the big ones...]

  7. LOL! Awesome!

    The baby squirrel is sooo cute.

    But you look cute in your helmet too. :)

  8. What a neat safari....out looking for big game: a baby squirrel. Brave Jack!


  9. Hey Jack.....That is quite the creature you staked out! He is almost as cute as you!

  10. You two are like The Smothers Brothers, and Jack, you're the smart one!

  11. We can't beweeve the TG made fun of the way you talx. Oh well you've gots senseses enough fer both of ya.

    Sense of humor
    A kyoot sense of smell
    Extra sense ovary presception
    The sense to leave well enough alone (oh wait that's us!)

    Bobo and Meja

  12. Never seen such a little baby squirrel before!!!

  13. I can't wait for the next chapter!

  14. What a great post Jack and TG....Just loved the baby squirrel!!

  15. Big game hunting I see. Poor little squirrel. The hat is a nice touch. I think it suits you.


  16. Oh Jack! You had Mom laughing (again). Thanks for the link info re: the dog building in ny. We edited our post and added that - as well as a link back to your blog!

    (Thanks to TG - Mom assumes he found the info!) - Abbey

  17. Nice hat....kind of like a bee-keepers hat...see any bees? Besides the ground critter? Any more Elmer's out there as well?

    Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
    Sierra Rose

  18. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Very funny safari dialog (and very cute little morsel, I mean squirell)

  19. [I've never seen a baby squirrel and you have seen a gazillion! Life is so unfair.]