May 29, 2013

What have you done now?

It appears that the tall guy has hurt his back

(again).

He went to get something called an Ex-lax

to see if he was really hurt.

The Ex-lax shows all your bones and stuff

inside your body that you can't see because

of all the skin.

Fortunately, he still has all of his bones.

He thinks he has pulled a muscle.

So he's kinda grumpy right now.

 We've had to cut down our walks to under

26 miles each day.

But I walk slowly so he won't hurt his back

worse than it already is.

So if you don't hear from him for a few days,

it's ok.

He can still get up and get my food

(although water dish #1 is empty right now!)

Now I'll have to walk all the way across the room

to water dish #2!

I hope he gets better soon.

I'm tired of watching HGTV all day!

 

May 24, 2013

The Silliest Words I Have Ever Heard!

JACK, DON'T EAT THE FRISBEE!!

May 21, 2013

How to make up the bed

by Jack

First, you get the tall guy

to throw all the sheets and pillowcases

on top of you.

And then you pretend like

you can't get out.

Then, you stick out your head

and bark

"SURPRISE"

And that is how you make up the bed!

May 18, 2013

This is why you should 

never trust a monkey! 

May 15, 2013

How did THIS happen?

I think I was going to get off the couch, but then I decided that it was too much work, so I just said to heck with it.

On another note, the tall guy has asked me to pass along some hopefully helpfully stuff to you.

1.  If you use an iPad or an Android device, sometimes you can't see the videos that people put on their blogs

(like the ones about Bob and Sophie in France).

The tall guy said if you get the PUFFIN Browser, you'll be able to see the videos. There is a free version and a version that costs like $2.99.  The tall guy says he uses the $2.99 version, which explains why I have not gotten any extra treats this month!!       

2.  He also said to remind you that if you use Google Reader to check out your blogs, it will be going away very soon.  He is looking at the Wordpress Reader.  You can transfer all your followed blogs to the Wordpress Reader.  (I have NO idea what all this means, but he said to tell you anyway!)

He said he likes Google Reader much better than Wordpress Reader, but if Google Reader is going away, he'll have to get used to using something new.

He said if you have any questions, please leave them below and he'll try to answer them if he can.  If you have found a good blog reader that you like, he would like to know about that too!

He also said that I am not supposed to chew on sticks when we are out on our walks and you see where that's gotten him!

    

May 13, 2013

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

 

The tall guy is playing on the computer and 

I'm looking out the window, 

watching the world go by when all of a sudden...

 

Yep, that's an actual coyote just going house to house

selling insurance or something.

How many coyotes came by your house today?

May 8, 2013

Uh-huh!

So while I am left at home,

all by myself,

guarding against robbers,

and burglars, and all other kinds

of -ers and -ars,
look at what the tall guy is doing. 

 

Guarding is hard work!

ANYWAY..

the tall guy is off looking at houses!

Here's one he saw:

(You can see the inside HERE.)

The tall guy won't let me tell you what he thinks about it.

And then he saw this house,

which is actually a castle.

You can read more about it HERE.

He didn't get to go inside.  

He said it is high up on a cliff!

Of course, I wouldn't know, 

as I was home guarding OUR castle.

But he got home in time to watch

the finale to

The Amazing Race.

He was glad when the hockey players won. 

But I did not get no extra cookie :( 

May 3, 2013

Do you know who I am?

That's right.

I'm Tom Bark-er

from the TV series,

Dog-tor Who!

Every Saturday afternoon

on BBC America.

 (That's the Bark Bark Corporation!)    

No, really I am!

I didn't just paste my head on another picture.