In which, once again, I don't get none.
Please ignore the picture.
It has absolutely nothing to do with this sad story.
It seems, that since I do not have any monies
and I can not drive,
I do not get any say on what we get when
we go to the Hardee's
(which for those unfamiliar with fast-food
restaurants, it is one of).
The tall guy went to the Hardee's this morning
in anticipation of very cold weather coming.
He said that cold weather required
biscuits and gravy,
which evidently are something so delicious
that merely thinking about them
make you brave sub-zero temperatures
just to get them.
Notice that I said EVIDENTLY.
EVIDENTLY, biscuits and gravy are so good
that I was not allowed to have any.
Oh, I could SMELL the biscuits and gravy,
and I could watch the biscuits and gravy
but I did not get to taste no biscuits and gravy.
It matters not that I got to eat some egg from
an egg biscuit while someone else was eating
the biscuits and gravies,
the important point,
and I can not stress this enough, is that
I DID NOT GET NO BISCUITS AND GRAVIES.
That's all I have to say.