Saturday, January 11, 2014

January 11, 2014

I got my report card!

(Sorry for being so blurry.  I was just excited.
Or the tall guy really sucks at taking pictures with his phone.  I'm not sure.)

I went to the vegetarian and got my report card.
I passed all my exams.

And, the tall guy said I was very well behaved.
That may have been because he left me
sitting in the car while he went to talk to
the vegetarian before he took me in.

They took me into the back room and asked
me a lot of questions.
I made sure that I told them that I did not smoke.

So now I'm good for another year.
The tall guy said he hopes we don't have to 
come back any time soon!
I don't know what he's so snippy.
He didn't even have to give them any money.
He just showed them a plastic card
and they let us come home.

Here's hoping you do good 
on your report card too!


  1. Dear Jack,

    "Bright and alert"!!! YAY - and that vegetarian doesn't even know the half of it!! You should be the poster dog for bright and alert!!

    You got very lucky in that your anal glands were "not examined" - you owe the tall guy big time for saving you from that - maybe for once, you should give HIM a cookie!! LOL

    Congratulations on the great report card - you deserve a gold star!

    Your friend,

  2. Yay! Passing grades are always awesome! Hopefully you got a new toy as a reward?

    Monty and Harlow

  3. Wow - that is cool you actually get a report !!!!!!

  4. Congrats on the report card - you must have studied very hard! My vegetarian does not give these out but mama thinks it is an awesome idea and is going to suggest it at our next annual visit. We are glad to hear that you don't smoke. Mama gives the ladies at the food & toy store that we go to a piece of plastic when I get stuff. I think we should find out how to get one of these for ourselves.

  5. WooHoo!! We are so glad you passed!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  6. An excellent report card for your exam!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  7. I am so glad you did so good. You should be celebrating!! My Mommy always gets like that when they take all the numbers off her plastic card too. I don't get it either.

    Loveys Sasha

  8. Oh well done Jack !
    Go to the top of the class

  9. Healthy Jack : Congratulations !

  10. Bravo Jack...well I already knew you were purrfect but I guess the new vegetarian is one that has to see for himself.
    Hugs madi your bfff

  11. Congrats on your report card! You even got an "A" for attitude...way to go!


  12. It would seem you "appear normal." Well done.