Let's Go To The Mall!
I hope everyone had a very good New Year's.
The tall guy and I went to the big mall.
It's the only one that I'm allowed to go to
since all the stores are outside!
We did not see any other dogs today,
but sometimes there are other dogs there.
I did not get to ride the escalator,
but when I was walking down the stairs,
I had a lady tell the tall guy that I looked very happy.
I think she was drunk!
They even have this really cool swimming pool,
but you can't swim in it.
The tall guy said it is a fountain,
but I didn't want to correct him
in front of all the other people
who were at the mall too.
If I had had a bone,
I could have re-enacted
the Aesop fable,
The Dog and His Bone.
I just pulled a Narcissus.
I did not get to buy anything at the mall.
I think my credit card is maxed out.
But it was still fun looking at all the
neat stuff in the windows.
They have a rescue store at the mall
where they try to find homes for
all the cats and dogs who don't
have a home. I didn't get to go in there,
but the tall guy always gives them
some moneys when we walk by.
I just say hello to everyone
through the window.
So next time you're at the mall,
look for me.
And say hello!