Wednesday, December 2, 2009

December 2, 2009

A New Career?

The tall guy has a friend, Wendy, who does something called 'stand-up' up where she lives in Many Apples. (She is also a fantastic taker of souls - I think she calls it photography.)

So, I thought I would give this stand-up thing a try.

"A dog walked into a bar. Boy, did his head hurt after he did THAT!"

Hmmmm, I think you might have to admit at least I LOOK pretty funny!

PS - I have not seen my picture on Wheel of Fortune so far this week (it is PET WEEK on the show), but I will let you know if I do! If YOU see my picture on Wheel of Fortune, scream really loud so I will know that you saw me!


  1. Wheel of Fortune? You are going to be on TV?
    Wow! To bad we can't see you here!

    Rufus and Indie

  2. A dog walks into a bar, jumps up on a stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"

    The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."


  3. Jack all you need to do is practice....I still say you and TG should take your show on the road.
    TG I lol at your comment on my blog today. YOU HAVE a QUICK wit. That was too funny.
    Madi and Mom

  4. You've got yer stage presence down you just have ta work on yer delivery.

    Bobo and Meja

  5. Is TG making you get a job to pay for the sunglasses? I think you would be great! I giggled at your bar joke so that has got to mean something, right?

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  7. Jack! You are the best stand up I have ever seen! I love your joke, my belly was jiggling from laughing so hard! I do believe you could make it in that line of work. Keep it up!

  8. Jack beware, I think TG is making you get a job to pay for his vacations to the Grand Canyon.

  9. The joke was good, but I want to know more about the "taker of souls."
    Does she have special powers?? Maybe we should invite her to speak at the VPC when it starts up again!

  10. Watch out Seinfeld, here comes Jack!!!

  11. Jack you stand pretty tall. Hope you get to be on TV. Do you win any prize for it? You should.
    Ernie & Sasha

  12. Keep working on that stand up Jack!!!! Wow, PET WEEK!?!?!?!?!?

    Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
    Sierra Rose

  13. Hey Jack!

    You should come onstage with me... I think you're way more appealing to a crowd! (Certainly cuter and more fuzzy!)


  14. Hey on TV?? Our Jack?? I will be barking so loud!! SO loud in fact they may hear me in Many Apples..BOL!!

    Love the standup!! You should go on tour!!

    Be sure to come eat my cake please :)

    Licks from Olive

  15. Such pawtential!

    PeeEssWoo: But don't khwit your day job yet!

  16. Between your stand up...and the possibility of having your picture on Wheel of Fortune..looks like you could be the next ummmmm....SuperDogStar???


  17. Nice opening line but you're gonna have to do more than that and lookin' funny to keep a 2 legger's attention. (They need alot of stimulation 'cuz they are of a lower intelligence than us dawgs)

    *Of course that's not the REAL Santa, Jack. It's ME ~ hence the chocolate colored face. I got myself a side job too

    I don't watch Wheel of Fortune-it makes me dizzy
    Chester ;0=)

  18. Woof! WOW! I think you did a fabulous job. WOW! You going to be on TV ... COOL! Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar