August 31, 2012

I'm Free!!

Evidently, you can get time off for something called 

'GOOD BEHAVIOR'.

I think the tall guy just got bored because

there's nothing to watch on the teevees

and he wanted someone to talk to!

Thank you to everyone who offered to 

come to my help.

Speaking of help,

don't forget to send your Alpha-Pet

picture to the tall guy. 

He said he has already gotten 

some really great pictures.

August 28, 2012

JACK

goes to

JAIL!

(See how that tied in with

the Alpha-Pet book!)

I've been sentenced to 20 years in the yard.

I'm innocent I tell you!

INNOCENT!

IN-NO-CENT!!!

Oh forget it.

I'm just gonna take a nap!

August 24, 2012

More Birthday Pics.

(These are from yesterday.

I did not get to have another birthday today!)

Me waiting for the tall guy
to fix my delicious turkees!

 MMMM, delicious turkees!!

Here I am about to eat my delicious turkees.
I guess since it was my birthday, 
I got to have turkees flambé!

PS. Don't worry.  The tall guy
took the candle away before he let
me eat anything,
but NOT before I nearly
CAUGHT MY EAR ON FIRE!
 
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Madi (and her mom) have given us a good example of what we need for the Alpha-Pet book. A big letter, easy to read in the picture AND a great picture of Madi!

Thanks M&M! :)

Someone asked about when we need the pictures.

If you can send them in the next couple of weeks,

the tall guy can get started on the book.

Thank you!!

August 23, 2012

Today's Your Birthday!

It's MY Birthday too!

 

Today I am the big 4, oh!

Look at what I got.

I got a wonderful card from Madi.

Thank you Madi.  It was delicious!

The tall guy also gave me some plastic bubbles

AND some cardboard!

I am having a FUN-derful day!

PS.  The tall guy said he has some

more stuff for me and he will put those

pictures up later.

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About the Alpha-Pet book

If you picked a letter for the Alpha-Pet book,

the tall guy said he would like for you to 

take a picture of YOU (or someone who looks

just like you) and somewhere in the picture

have a regular sized piece of paper (8.5 x 11)

with the letter you picked written on it

REALLY BIG and REALLY THICK

so it can be seen.  You can be 

doing anything in the picture that you want,

even just laying there.

Once you have a really good picture,

please send it 

(along with the name of anyone 

who appears in the picture) 

to the tall guy

at jacksdad2011@gmail.com.

If you have any questions,

please let him know.

Thank you and have a happy birthday!

 

August 20, 2012

UPDATE:

All the letters are gone! I'll take the X, because I'm very X-cited about the Alpha-Pet book!  I'll have the tall guy put up some more information on Thursday!

 = = =
'A' is for APPLE,

'B' is for BALL,

and

'J' is for ME!

Remember that book I've been telling you about.  

Well here's the 4 1 1!

The tall guy says he wants to do an

'ALPHA-PET' book for kids and he needs

YOUR HELP!

He would like for your mom or dad to

pick a letter of the alphabet,

leave a comment below letting him

know which letter they picked,

and then take a picture of YOU

(their fur-kid) and that letter.

He will then take all the pictures

and turn them into an book that you 

can give to all the kids that you know

for them to read on their computers.

So, if you would like to be in the

ALPHA-PET book,

please leave a comment below

and let us know which letter you would like.

We'll send out more details about the 

pictures once everyone has gotten a chance

to pick a letter!

This is gonna be more fun than

eating deep-fried Snickers on top

of fried chicken at the county fair!

 

(Oh and please check the comments

and see if someone has already picked

the letter.  The first person to choose each letter

will get that letter!  If there is more than one

fur-kid at your house, you may choose one letter for each

if you like. Thank you!) 

(Oh! Oh!  And please come back

on Thursday for something special

that I'm not supposed to know about!)

August 16, 2012

It's HOT!!

It's even hot here in the shade.  

Isn't it time for summer to be over yet?

To whom do I need to write in order 

to get some cool around here?

BTW, the tall guy told me to tell

you that he hadn't forgotten about

the new book.  He just wanted to

wait until all the Olympics were over!

Be watching for an announcement

coming SOON!

August 10, 2012

It's time to play

VACUUM THE DOG!

The amazing new game show where you,

 the dog, get vacuumed!

The best part is,

EVERYONE WINS.

And you get to watch all your fuzz

go round and round in the vacuum!

The tall guy LOVES to play this game.

He says I got more hair on my butt

that most dogs have on their whole body.

 

He also says some other things

that I'm not allowed to type,

but it's usually when he finds

a big pile of hair somewhere.

Come to think of it,

how do I know it's not HIS hair?

 

I'll have to ask him about that sometime.

 

 

August 8, 2012

Scissors?

Who needs scissors?

I got teeths in my head.

In-scissors!! 

BOL!!!

Dental humor is the best! :)

August 5, 2012

MMMM, leg!

See what happens when I don't get my daily cookie!

Don't worry, it's not the tall guy.

His leg would be MUCH too fatty for me!

BOL!!