August 26, 2015

What i did on my birthday. 

by Jack 

I was all excited because I knew I was getting something special.

The tall guy always hides his hands behind his back when he's trying to hide something from me.

First he gave me a oatmeal box.

I was hoping that it would contain jewelry or an Apple watch,

but it was just a box.

But that's ok, because I got to tear it apart,

which is really fun.

Then he gave me my actual presents.  Please ignore the fact that they were wrapped in Christmas paper, because evidently I'm not good enough to get actual birthday paper and we have to just go with whatever the tall guy can find in the closet.

I'm lucky it wasn't wrapped in toilet paper.

FINALLY, I got to play with my new toys

(which I have not even destroyed yet!)

I got an elephants made out of rope

and another toy that I can pull apart

but it can be put back together.

(Please don't tell Madi, but I think it's supposed to be a cat.

We'll just pretend that it's a Frisbee with legs and a tail instead.) 

 The talll guy really likes the Frisbee leg-tail toy,

because when I pull it apart,

he can put it back together again.

He said it's stuck together with something called

VELCRO.

I do not know what is VELCRO,

but evidently it's what keeps your legs and tail attached to your body.

So, all in all, I had a pretty good birthday.

 And here's hoping your VELCRO doesn't come loose

and cause you to lose your tail!

August 23, 2015

Today is My BIRTHDAY!! 

A beautific card that I got from Nancy!

 

Looking for my presents.

Evidently today is my 7th birthday.

I was born on August 23, 2008.

At least that's what the tall guy tells me.

I really don't remember being born.

The tall guy wasn't there when I was born,

but evidently he had me all picked out

even before I was here.

He also said I might get some

presents sometime today.

Maybe I'll get a new car

or that new 75" tv he's been looking at

from Best Buy.

Don't tell him,

but I think being with the Tall Guy

is the best present of all!

I'll be back later this week to show you

what presents I got.

See you soon.

 

 

 

August 20, 2015

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
 

Somehow the world seems a little softer

when you're looking at it upside down.

Speaking of crazy,

the tall guy told me that I should be

expecting a surprise on Sunday.

I don't know what it is.

Knowing him, it's probably that he's gonna go to 

Hardee's to get a biscuit and gravy and not give me any.

But I'll let you know!

 

August 14, 2015

OH NO! 

We've been invaded by tiny elephants!

 

And footsballs!!

But mostly elephants.

Be on a lookout in your neighborhood.

Hide your peanuts!

August 4, 2015

Two Hot Dogs!

I have no idea why the tall guy got so excited when he saw this,
but he nearly wrecked the car! 

Good thing it was in a parking lot or else we would have run off the road.

And yes, it was HOT on my feets.  And no, it didn't smell like hot dogs.
Well, I might have smelled a little, but you know what I mean.

THEN, he was singing something about BALONEY all the way home.
And now I'm hungry.  Go figure.