Wednesday, September 24, 2014

September 24, 2014

Well, he did it again!

The tall guy went off for like 2 years* and left me all alone** without anything to eat or drink***.  Here you can see that I was so hungry****, I had to drink all the milk***** and eat the jug******.  He finally came back, without a fine how-do-you-do!*******


I've been told (by the tall guy) that I might have tended to exaggerate just a little bit.  So here is what he wanted me to "fix":

*  One night

**  There was actually someone here with me, but they didn't know how to turn on the tv and I missed my programs, so it didn't count.

***  I might have actually not missed any meals, but I was still hungry.

****  See above.  I was still hungry.

***** I'm not allowed to drink milk.

******  I didn't really eat the jug.  I just like to chew on bottles until someone takes them away from me.

******* I have no idea what it is a 'how-do-you-do'.  But I know I didn't get one when the tall guy came back home!


  1. Jack - Two years without food and drink ! And a night without Judge Judy ! Hope you get a donut.

  2. In either case, it is a bummer to be left at home!! and get nothing in return!!

  3. Shame on him......we hope you gave him the cold shoulder treatment when he came home

  4. So in other words, the Tall guy is full of beans (lying)
    Lily & Edward

  5. Well all we know is that it is very obvious that you suffered a great deal!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Our "Mystery Kiss" series resumes tomorrow! FFHT is coming on Friday!

  6. Oh Jack!! At least you didn't have to go to dog jail…just sayin'…


  7. Humans....they just don't understand our language sometimes!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  8. Dear Jack,

    Your story is more tragic than Old Yeller's......I used an entire box of tissues just crying my eyes out, and then I got to the part where it turned out to be for just one night and everything was okay in the end. WHEW!! (But I still think you deserve a cookie for all that you had to endure).

    Your friend,

  9. Poor poor Jack..what a tale of woe and neglect. Would you like some cheese with your whine!! BUTTTTTTTT I agree if you don't get to watch your tveeees the day is shot and that is the true definition of a fine how do you do!!
    Hugs madi your bfff

  10. Either way it all seems unfair! BOL!

    Monty and Harlow