May 29, 2013

What have you done now?

It appears that the tall guy has hurt his back

(again).

He went to get something called an Ex-lax

to see if he was really hurt.

The Ex-lax shows all your bones and stuff

inside your body that you can't see because

of all the skin.

Fortunately, he still has all of his bones.

He thinks he has pulled a muscle.

So he's kinda grumpy right now.

 We've had to cut down our walks to under

26 miles each day.

But I walk slowly so he won't hurt his back

worse than it already is.

So if you don't hear from him for a few days,

it's ok.

He can still get up and get my food

(although water dish #1 is empty right now!)

Now I'll have to walk all the way across the room

to water dish #2!

I hope he gets better soon.

I'm tired of watching HGTV all day!

 

May 24, 2013

The Silliest Words I Have Ever Heard!

JACK, DON'T EAT THE FRISBEE!!

May 21, 2013

How to make up the bed

by Jack

First, you get the tall guy

to throw all the sheets and pillowcases

on top of you.

And then you pretend like

you can't get out.

Then, you stick out your head

and bark

"SURPRISE"

And that is how you make up the bed!

May 18, 2013

This is why you should 

never trust a monkey! 

May 15, 2013

How did THIS happen?

I think I was going to get off the couch, but then I decided that it was too much work, so I just said to heck with it.

On another note, the tall guy has asked me to pass along some hopefully helpfully stuff to you.

1.  If you use an iPad or an Android device, sometimes you can't see the videos that people put on their blogs

(like the ones about Bob and Sophie in France).

The tall guy said if you get the PUFFIN Browser, you'll be able to see the videos. There is a free version and a version that costs like $2.99.  The tall guy says he uses the $2.99 version, which explains why I have not gotten any extra treats this month!!       

2.  He also said to remind you that if you use Google Reader to check out your blogs, it will be going away very soon.  He is looking at the Wordpress Reader.  You can transfer all your followed blogs to the Wordpress Reader.  (I have NO idea what all this means, but he said to tell you anyway!)

He said he likes Google Reader much better than Wordpress Reader, but if Google Reader is going away, he'll have to get used to using something new.

He said if you have any questions, please leave them below and he'll try to answer them if he can.  If you have found a good blog reader that you like, he would like to know about that too!

He also said that I am not supposed to chew on sticks when we are out on our walks and you see where that's gotten him!

    

May 13, 2013

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

 

The tall guy is playing on the computer and 

I'm looking out the window, 

watching the world go by when all of a sudden...

 

Yep, that's an actual coyote just going house to house

selling insurance or something.

How many coyotes came by your house today?

May 8, 2013

Uh-huh!

So while I am left at home,

all by myself,

guarding against robbers,

and burglars, and all other kinds

of -ers and -ars,
look at what the tall guy is doing. 

 

Guarding is hard work!

ANYWAY..

the tall guy is off looking at houses!

Here's one he saw:

(You can see the inside HERE.)

The tall guy won't let me tell you what he thinks about it.

And then he saw this house,

which is actually a castle.

You can read more about it HERE.

He didn't get to go inside.  

He said it is high up on a cliff!

Of course, I wouldn't know, 

as I was home guarding OUR castle.

But he got home in time to watch

the finale to

The Amazing Race.

He was glad when the hockey players won. 

But I did not get no extra cookie :( 

May 3, 2013

Do you know who I am?

That's right.

I'm Tom Bark-er

from the TV series,

Dog-tor Who!

Every Saturday afternoon

on BBC America.

 (That's the Bark Bark Corporation!)    

No, really I am!

I didn't just paste my head on another picture.

April 30, 2013

Well, he finally came home! 

Come to find out I was NOT supposed to keep my eyes closed the whole time.

I think he needs to make that a little clearer next time.

Anyway, I asked him where he had been and he said he had been SINGING.

And then I said, no really, where were you?

And he said he was singing music with some of his friends.

So I said prove it.

Here you go:

   

He said that wasn't the whole song.  They didn't just stop in the middle like that.

 

But I still didn't get no cookie when he got home.

   

April 28, 2013

Hello? 

I've been sitting here for nearly two days with my eyes closed and I haven't gotten my surprise yet.

I'm still waiting.

Hello?

Is anyone here?

TG?

April 26, 2013

OK, I've got my eyes closed.

Now where's my surprise?

(I'm not peeking.  I swear!)

April 23, 2013

Sometimes...

Sometimes you just need to sing.

But sometimes you just need to listen to a song...

(The Danish Girls Choir)

April 19, 2013

Well, I WAS asleep!

Really?

Flash pictures when I'm asleep?

Is that totally necessary?

Oh, this sock?

Uh.

Well I found it laying on the floor 

and thought it would make a good pillow.

What?

It was laying next to your shoe where you took it off?

Oh.

I love you!

♥

April 16, 2013

And people say dogs can't talk!

(Please remind everyone that there are lots

of shelter dogs and cats that need a forever home!)

April 11, 2013

It's a mad house around here!!

The tall guy likes to put peanut butter on his vanilla wafers.  He takes 11 vanilla wafers out of the box (EXACTLY 11) and puts peanut butter on 5 of them, smooshes those 5 with peanut butter together with 5 vanilla wafers withOUT peanut butter (so he has 5 peanut butter vanilla wafer cookies) and then he eats the one that is left over.  I asked him why he did this and he said because it tastes better when you have 5.  Four is not enough and six is too many.  I then asked him why he ate the one vanilla wafer by itself.  He said it was just to show the rest of the vanilla wafers in the box who was the boss.

Uh-huh.

And then, to top it all off, I did not even get not one vanilla wafer with peanut butter on it.

Well, maybe I got PART of one, but he got 10.

11 if you count the one he ate by itself.

So, if the vanilla wafer people (Nabisconians) are reading this, please make sure that the number of vanilla wafers in the box is divisible by 11.

Or else I won't be responsible for what happens when the tall guy gets to the bottom of the box. 

PS.  I think you should put a picture of a dog on your box.  I'm available if you're looking for a spokes-dog! 

April 9, 2013

HUH??? 

If you read the comments on my blog (like the tall guy and I do), you may notice that some of them have been deleted.

Well for some reason, a mouse named A Nony has been posting a lot of comments on here lately.  Here are some of our favorite ones:

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So thank you Mr. Mouse for leaving all the comments.  We really enjoy deleting each and every one of them.

PS.  You keep forgetting to put the 'E' on the end of your name!

Your friend,

Jackymous(e)

April 4, 2013

I'm a model!! 

I didn't say I was a HAPPY model.

I'm more of the 'Nudists Monthly' type of

modeling guy.

And before you ask,

the shirt says

"You are just as smart as you can be!"

You can get your own at

http://www.etsy.com/shop/wendymay 

April 1, 2013

We found a puppy!!

(See update below)

The tall guy was sitting at the computer and I was looking out the window and all of a sudden.  WOOSH!

A little ball of fuzz went running by.

Well, I told the tall guy and he got up and looked and what do you know.  There was a puppy running around outside.  Well, we didn't want it to get in the road, so I told the tall guy he should go get it and see if he could figure out where it lived.

He went and got it, but it didn't have a collar or a tag.  And, being Sunday, all the vets were closed so we couldn't even see if it had a chip.  No, not potato.  I mean one of those things where the vet can tell you where you live if you get lost.

So, to make a long story short, the tall guy took the puppy and walked around the neighborhood and lo-and-behold!  (You just knew this was going to be a lo-and-behold type of story), he went to one house and they said that the puppy belonged to their neighbors who weren't at home right then.  So they took the puppy and said they would make sure he got home when his peoples came back.

So, if you ever get lost, come to our house and the tall guy will make sure you get back home!

UPDATE:  The neighbors came over and brought some cookies to say "Thank you" for bringing home their puppy.  But did I get any?  NO!  Something about chocolate chip cookies not being good for me.  I demand a recount!

UPDATE AFTER THE TALL GUY READ MY PREVIOUS UPDATE:  I did get one half of one of my regular cookies for letting the tall guy know that someone was at the door.  He didn't even hear the doorbell ring because he had his music earmuffs on.  So I guess everybody wins!! 

March 29, 2013

Oh, it's PACK, not Jack!!

I thought they were singing about me!

March 27, 2013

Did you know?

Did you know that there are other things on the Internets other than dog and cat blogs?

I KNOW!!

It's like the world is turned upside-down!

The tall guy found this one:

http://www.airfarewatchdog.com/

I guess it's ok because it does have DOG in it,

but evidently it's something about flying on planes

and taking vacations.

I learned the hard way that

vacations does not have anything to do with

getting shots in your butt.

But that's another story.

So, do your peoples have a

favorite website that they like to read?