August 1, 2013

Uh-oh!!

I knew something was happening when he got out 

that bag with the wheels on it again.

Don't you know it, the tall guy is leaving me here 

ALL ALONE* for 4 days.

What if I don't have any food?

What if I don't get to go on any walks?

What if I can't change the tv channel?

I am beginning not to like airplanes one bit!

(*Well, all alone except for the person 

who is staying here with me.)

July 30, 2013

Has the world gone CRAZY?!?

Can you see this?

It looked like a sideways rainbow!

The tall guy said he had never seen

anything like it before.

Of course, since it was so

exceedingly rare,

the picture he took is

not very good.

(I think the fact that I was pulling

on my string when he was trying

to take the picture didn't help.)

Have you seen a sideways rainbow before?

July 23, 2013

What a WONDERFUL picture!!

Especially the finger in the corner!!

BOL!!

July 18, 2013

Can you believe it?

Someone yelled at me today.

I won't mention any names.

Just because I was trying to pick up a dead bird

that I found on the sidewalk.

I was told in no uncertain terms

that I was NOT to pick up

dead birds on the sidewalk.

Like I was supposed to know that!

July 15, 2013

Do you see what I see?

It might be kinda hard to see,

but there is an actual rabbit in the picture.

We see about 4000 of them when we take

our afternoon walk.

But they never want 

to stick around and talk.

But wait!

Do you see this?

Yes, it's a big old mud poodle.

I don't know why they call it a mud poodle.

They should call it a swimming poodle.

It has been raining here almost everyday.

It makes it very nice when we take

our afternoon walks

because it cools it down and the tall guy

is not in such a hurry to get back home.

I hope it's cool for your walks

wherever you are!!

July 7, 2013

And the wieners are:

(BOL!!!)

The tall guy got on the computer and did some computer stuff and the computer picked some numbers, 

(something about ram dumb numbers)

and here are the winners

of the Frosty Paws prize packs:

1.  Tucker

2.  Benny and Lily

3.  Clyde S. Dale

4.  Kaija and Malakai

and

5.  Sam

So if you will have your peoples send an email 

with your home address to the tall guy

(jacksdad2011@gmail.com),

he will send you your prizes ASAP.

I'll make sure that the boxes are tight so that nothing 

can fall out on the way!

Thank you to everyone!!

July 3, 2013

Remember This?

Neither do I!

It's been like eleventy-million degrees here lately.

So to help everyone remember when it was NOT so hot,

the Frosty Paws people have given the tall guy

5 whole Frosty Paws gift packages to give away.

(Wyatt is giving some away too!)

Here's what you get:

A Frosty Paws themed summer travel pack, which includes an insulated backpack, a water bottle for your pup, a pop-up treat bowl, an insulated food container, and a plastic bone 

filled with doggy waste bags, as well as 

one Frosty Paws frozen snacks VIP coupon.

(The tall guy 'borrowed' those words from Wyatt's mom.

He said it is too hot to type!

If you want to see what all the loot looks like,

or enter Wyatt's contest, you can go here!)

We know how everyone loves Frosty Paws,

so here's all you have to do:

Leave a comment below and then we will have a drawing

to decide who wins the prizes.

It's that simple.

Please leave your comment by Saturday, July 6th.

We'll do the drawing on Sunday.

Unfortunately, the contest is only open to

US residents.

(Sorry Bob and Sophie :(

Maybe one day we can have a

Pieds de Chien Froid contest!)

Good luck

and may your paws always be frosty!

June 29, 2013

Well, wouldn't you know it!!

The tall guy came back home and I was so excited

that I jumped up on the bed...

(not this bed, this is the bed he got to sleep in at the hotel),

so, I jumped up on the bed,

and I hurt my leg.

I think I've got a contusion oblongata!

He went to shopping mall that

had a river running right down the middle of it!

And he saw a Benny/Lily statue too!

But I'm still glad he's back.

June 26, 2013

Well, he's run off again.

The tall guy just told me he had to go somewhere

on an airplane for 2 days.

It must be really far away if you have to be

on the airplane for 2 days.

Oh, what's that?

He said he will be GONE for two days.

Well, he had better bring me back something good

or I will not give him no kiss when he gets back home!

In the meantime,

here's a picture he took at the mall.

I don't know why they don't want the bees

to enter the bee hive.

Where else are they gonna stay?

June 23, 2013

Watching the True Blood 

on the teevees!

It is REALLY scary!

Did what I think just happened

just happen?

If you watch the True Bloods on your teevees,

make sure that someone is there with you

so you won't be scared during the

scary parts!!

That's why I have to sit next to the tall guy

when we're watching it.

I don't want him to be scared!!

June 21, 2013

It's Benji Day!

Today a lot of us dog-gers

(that's people who have blogs about dogs)

and cat-gers

(I think you can figure that one out)

are using our blogs in support of our

Fabulous Frenchie,

Benji.

Benji recently found out that

he is sick and is not feeling very well.

So, please stop by his blog

(well it's his and his sister Lily's blog)

and send them your best wishes.

You can also donate some monies

to help cover his medical expenses if you can.

In the meantime,
here is Benji doing what he does best!

We all hope you get well very, very soon Benji!

June 19, 2013

I CAN HAZ PIZZA?

Ever so often, the tall guy will take me with him

when he goes to get a pizza.

I have heard that there is something called

pepperonis and tomato sauce and cheese

on a pizza, but I would not know.

All the pizza I get to eat is

the bread part on the end.

It is quite delicious,

although I think I might like

a pepperonis sometime

just to see what the big deal is!

Have you had pizza before?

June 12, 2013

Taking a nap on the veranda

Even though it is eleventy-billion degrees later in the day, 

it's still cool enough in the morning to be able 

to take a nap outside.

We usually go out for our walk

and then I come back,

drink lots of water,

and then go outside for my

pre-pre-pre-nap.

(That's the nap I take before the nap I take 

before the nap I finally end up taking in the house.)

Also,

I do not know what is a 'veranda',

but I think it's a very nice word.

June 7, 2013

I Don't Get It!

For some reason, 

the tall guy thinks this is funny:

June 5, 2013

Did Someone Say BAGEL?

I do love me some bagels!!

The tall guy told me to say

"Thank You"

to everyone.

His back is feeling much better now.

May 29, 2013

What have you done now?

It appears that the tall guy has hurt his back

(again).

He went to get something called an Ex-lax

to see if he was really hurt.

The Ex-lax shows all your bones and stuff

inside your body that you can't see because

of all the skin.

Fortunately, he still has all of his bones.

He thinks he has pulled a muscle.

So he's kinda grumpy right now.

 We've had to cut down our walks to under

26 miles each day.

But I walk slowly so he won't hurt his back

worse than it already is.

So if you don't hear from him for a few days,

it's ok.

He can still get up and get my food

(although water dish #1 is empty right now!)

Now I'll have to walk all the way across the room

to water dish #2!

I hope he gets better soon.

I'm tired of watching HGTV all day!

 

May 24, 2013

The Silliest Words I Have Ever Heard!

JACK, DON'T EAT THE FRISBEE!!

May 21, 2013

How to make up the bed

by Jack

First, you get the tall guy

to throw all the sheets and pillowcases

on top of you.

And then you pretend like

you can't get out.

Then, you stick out your head

and bark

"SURPRISE"

And that is how you make up the bed!

May 18, 2013

This is why you should 

never trust a monkey! 

May 15, 2013

How did THIS happen?

I think I was going to get off the couch, but then I decided that it was too much work, so I just said to heck with it.

On another note, the tall guy has asked me to pass along some hopefully helpfully stuff to you.

1.  If you use an iPad or an Android device, sometimes you can't see the videos that people put on their blogs

(like the ones about Bob and Sophie in France).

The tall guy said if you get the PUFFIN Browser, you'll be able to see the videos. There is a free version and a version that costs like $2.99.  The tall guy says he uses the $2.99 version, which explains why I have not gotten any extra treats this month!!       

2.  He also said to remind you that if you use Google Reader to check out your blogs, it will be going away very soon.  He is looking at the Wordpress Reader.  You can transfer all your followed blogs to the Wordpress Reader.  (I have NO idea what all this means, but he said to tell you anyway!)

He said he likes Google Reader much better than Wordpress Reader, but if Google Reader is going away, he'll have to get used to using something new.

He said if you have any questions, please leave them below and he'll try to answer them if he can.  If you have found a good blog reader that you like, he would like to know about that too!

He also said that I am not supposed to chew on sticks when we are out on our walks and you see where that's gotten him!