June 30, 2010

SHADE!!

I feel so bad for those poor puppies who don't have any shade in which to lay.
I think that shade is one of the best things ever invented,
next to the ice cube and cookies.
Shade is so 'cool' that if they would make a shade-flavored
puppy food, I would eat it all the time.
Did you ever notice that SHADE is just HADES
with the S on front instead of the back? Isn't that odd?
So for today,
I am sending everyone some nice shade,
even those cats who poop in other people's yards!

June 29, 2010

WOO-WOO!!!

Puppy train forming.
Do not cross the tracks when the barrier is down!
And someone tell the caboose back there
to hurry up!

That reminds me of something.
A lot of places have a puppy park,
so how come they don't have a kitty park?
Cats need fun too!

June 28, 2010

A Puppy Walks Into a Bar...

One day, in the Old West, a puppy walked into a bar.

'Gimme a shot', he yelled to the bartender.

'Sure thing', the bartender replied. 'Measles or Whooping Cough?'


= = =

Vaccination humor always makes me laugh! :)

June 27, 2010

I Am Surprised...

that I still have any nose left!

June 26, 2010

I FINALLY found something
I am good at!

The tall guy said when he was growing up,
he used to play a game called 'Freeze Tag'.
Whenever the person who was IT tagged you,
you couldn't move until one of your teammates 'unfroze' you.
He said some people called it 'Statues'.
Anyway...
he took these pictures of me when we were at the park.
He said they were taken over a period of like 5 minutes.

I AM pretty good at it, aren't I? :)

I told him next time to get up off his butt and
get some different angles!

June 25, 2010

The New jackPhone

I left the camera app
so the tall guy can take more pictures!

(Note from TG: Well I did it. After about 650 posts, I accidentally deleted yesterday's post while it was active! Once a post is deleted, you can NOT undelete it. But I did find out that Blogger keeps copies of all the pictures you've ever posted. So if you accidentally (or deliberately - who am I to judge!) delete a picture after you've posted it to Blogger, you can go to http://www.picasaweb.com, log in using your Blogger name and password and your pictures should be there! Unfortunately, any text or comments that you had on the blog post are gone. Gone, gone gone! Gone With The Wind. And frankly, my dear, Blogger don't give a darn!)

June 24, 2010

Someone (not me) got a package today!!

I don't think the tall guy will mind if I open it!

I don't know what this iP hone is,
but it sure makes a lot of noise.
And why does that guy have his picture on there?
That doesn't look at ALL like me!

From TG: If you notice anything strange,
check in tomorrow!
If you don't notice anything strange,
check in tomorrow anyway! :)

June 23, 2010

I just figured it out!

I just figured out why the tall guy
can't run as fast as I can!

He ain't got no TAIL!!!

I don't know why I hadn't noticed before.

I tried to take a picture of him
as he was coming out of the shower this morning,
but he was not co-operative.
(He's not a morning person.
Also something about a strange place
where the sun don't shine.)

Anyway,
do your peoples not have tails,
or is it just the tall guy?

We eagerly await your replies!

And just in case you haven't seen this:

June 22, 2010

Excuse me, please.

Excuse me, please, while I stare intently at something.

Excuse me, please, while I chew my stick.

Excuse me, please, while I make a sniff.

Excuse me, please, while I look at this bird.

Excuse me, please, while I roll around in the shade.

Oops, I'm sorry.
I was so busy doing other stuff
I forgot to write the blog today.
I'll blame it on the tall guy!

Have a great doggy bloggy day!!

June 21, 2010

99 Bottles of Water in the Puddle...

99 Bottles of Water!
Take one down,
Pass it around,

99 Bottles of Water in the Puddle.

Wait, what?

How can there still be 99?

Oh, because SOMEONE keeps throwing the bottle
back in the puddle.

You know, this could go on for quite a while!!

See you tomorrow!!

June 20, 2010

Did You Ever Have
One Of Those Days...

Where your ear just doesn't want to cooperate?

No?

Well, consider yourself lucky.

Have a great Sunday!


And for all the dads out there:
Happy Father's Day!

June 19, 2010

Are you KIDDING me???

June 18, 2010

And now,
for the most anticipated event
of the past 24 hours!!

(No, it's not who got kicked off
of Top Chef DC!)

What does 'CODING BOY' mean?

After giving much puppy eyes to the tall guy, he finally decided to tell me that 'CODING BOY' was something that he thought up one day on one of our walks during which I was not on my best behavior.

COME ON

Notice how tight my string is - that means the Tall Guy
is at the end of his rope! :)

DROP IT

I was just checking to see if they had
developed flavored plastic yet.

NO

What? I was just making sure
there were not sharp edges!

and
GOOD BOY

with an occasional 'Jack' thrown in for good measure!

The tall guy said he noticed that when we were out on our walks, he was always having to say 'Come On' or 'Drop It', or 'No', or 'Good BOY'. So, he came up with 'CODING BOY'.

I asked him if this was the kinds of things he thought about when we were out walking and he said yes.

I'm surprised we haven't been run over by a car by now.

We'll close today's blog with a little tap dancing just because we can!

June 17, 2010

CODING BOY!!

Evidently, the tall guy has decided that since he has to say THE SAME THINGS to me every time we go out for a walk, he's going to nickname me CODING BOY.

I told him that was a pretty cool nickname because it made me sound
like a superhero or something.
Batman: Hi, I'm Batman.
Superman: I'm Superman.
Jack: I'm Coding Boy!

Batman: I have lots of toys and live in a cave.
Superman: I can fly and have super strength.
Me: And I can..
I have...
Wait, what power does Coding Boy have?

The tall guy says I have to power to ignore him completely
when we are out on our walks.
Works for me!!

I wonder what CODING BOY really means?

The tall guy said if I was really good tonight,
he would tell me what it means tomorrow
and then I can tell you! :)

June 16, 2010

What Goes Around,
Comes Around!

One Year Ago

Today

So, without further ado...

Singing In the Bathtub!!

June 15, 2010

BAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

I almost forgot that tomorrow is
'National Bark Like A Pirate Day!'
mateys!

Not to be confused with
'International Talk Like A Pirate Day!'
(cause that's just silly!)

June 14, 2010

DROPIT!!

Do you have a drop it?
Something that you have to pick up no matter how many times you've been told not to.
Something that calls to you in your dreams.

This is mine:

The dreaded lollipop stick

I pick up a lot of these out on our walks and the tall guy always has to tell me to drop it.
Doesn't he know that I'm addicted to them?
Doesn't he know that these are like doggy cigarettes?
I wonder if there's a lollipop patch?

The Lolli-patch!

June 13, 2010

GOAL!!!

I've got the World Cup fevers!

Well, actually it's more like 'eat the ball' fever!

I think this may be why I don't get to play soccer!

Since I am half English and half American,
it was very hard to decide who to root for
in the soccer match yesterday.
So, I wished that both teams would win.

Boy, am I good! :)

June 12, 2010

I would like to thank you!!

To whoever it was that invented this SHADE stuff,
I want to thank you.
The tall guy said it was 105 of those little circle things
last week, so the only place we can keep cool
when we go out walking is in the SHADE.

Do you sell SHADE on the Internets?
If so, I would like to buy about 5 SHADES.
Does it come in different sizes?
I need the big puppy size.
That way I can have SHADES
with me wherever I go.
Oh, and one Tall Guy size too please.
Thank you.

= = = = =

Oh and this is not embarassing at all:

June 11, 2010

Well Why Didn't You Tell Me?

Do you see this happy face?
Do you see this WET happy face?

Well, come to find out, there is
MORE THAN ONE LAKE!
And no one told me!!

So after we had breakfast,
the tall guy said we were going for a ride.
I thought we were just going to the park like we usually do.
But no,
we drove for a little bit and then look at what we found:

It was a WHOLE NEW LAKE!
It has a lot more water than Rose Canyon,
but it also has boats on it.
So, as you can see,
I had to wear my string.
But I still got to play in the water!
And isn't that what is important?

The tall guy said we were in some place
called Patty's Begonia.
But I didn't see any flowers
or even anyone named Patty for that matter!

But I did see this cool thing.
The tall guy said it is called a BRUDGE.
I didn't want to go up on it at first,
because it is SO high...

But then I decided, what the heck!
You could see everything from up there.
I may have even seen Tank!

And then, when we got to the other side of the brudge,
look at what happened...

That's right. No string! Since there weren't any peoples or boats around, the tall guy let me play in the water for a little while without my string.
Unfortunately, I got so excited, I kinda sorta ran away down the path, and the tall guy had to come running after me,
and he kinda sorta got scratched up by a tree,
so I kinda sorta had to wear my string again.
But he wasn't even mad.
He knew how excited I was.
(Boy, does he bleed a lot when he gets scratched!!)

By then, I was pretty wet and tired,
so we decided it was time to come back home.
So I told him thank you for taking me to the new lake
and I would like to come back again some time.

And you know what?
He said that I looked so happy
that we would most definitely come back some time.
And I got so excited,
I peed in the car!

PS - It's ok. I was just so happy,
I forgot to tell him I needed to go.
You won't even notice if you come visit
and we ride to the lake!

PPS - The tall guy said he was trying this new template.
I asked him if there was any food on it,
and he said it wasn't that kind of plate.
Please let him know what you think.