December 31, 2011

Can I Help Take Down The Tree?

Uh-oh.

Sorry.

The tall guy and I wish you

a WONDERFUL AND FUR-FRIEND-FILLED

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

December 30, 2011

Playing in the snow!

Someone asked if I got to do zoomies in the snow. As you can see, I sorta got to do them. Unfortunately, the tall guy was on the other end of my string and he wasn't too happy when I started pulling him down the hill. Which may explain why the video ends so quickly. And why you don't get to hear him yelling at me to stop running so he can stand up. And why you don't see how wet his pants got when he fell on his behind.


Or something like that! :)

December 28, 2011

Guess where we went?

That's right!

Hawaii!

No, wait.

We went to play in the snow.

It was great, but there were too many peoples there.

The tall guy said we would go back next week

after everyone has gone home.

I hope the snow is still there when we go back.

Won't you join me in a delicious snow meal? 

Ewwww, tastes like feet!

(And a special note:  The dog pillow was a Christmas present to the tall guy from one of his very bestest friends.  She said she got it at Stein Mart and that there were lots of other dogs to choose from, but she choosed the best looking one.)

December 27, 2011

I feel all stuffed up!

I hope I'm not coming down with something!

December 26, 2011

My Christmas Morning

(and an oops!)

4AM - Ready to go!

I knew exactly which one 

I want to open first!

Yep, this is the one!

Why do they make it so hard 

to get into these things?

Finally!!

Look at all these stuffs!!
Please notice that there are
no wrapping papers on the floor.

Oops.  This one wasn't mine!

Someone didn't do a very good job 

wrapping this one.

I hope you had a great Christmas too!!

December 24, 2011

Well, you know what tomorrow is!

But did you know what YESTERDAY was?

Fortunately, the tall guy let me open one of my presents from Max before Christmas morning.  He said that 2 days before Christmas should be designated as "You are driving me crazy!" Day because I kept trying to open all the presents under the tree (but only the ones with my name on them!)  Max sent me a bunch of stuff but I haven't gotten to open the rest of it yet.

As you can see, I had a really good time opening my present, especially when I found that there was even cardboard along with the present!!  I really like cardboard.

So, thank you so very very much to Max (and his mom and Maggie Mae too).

And we hope that you had the best "Driving me crazy" day ever!

And a Very Merry Christmas too!

December 21, 2011

Did You Know About This?!?

We did not get to go to the snow yet, because the road is still closed, but we went somewhere that I had never even known there was in existence!!
We went to a place that had a bunch of FOOD TRUCKS!
Did you know about food trucks?
It's like a place where you can get food, but they are in a truck and they might even come to your house and give you some delicious foods if you ask them.

The tall guy got some Korean tacos, a Cuban sandwich and a pumpkin whoopie pie.

I got a carrot.  

He needs to keep that in mind when Christmas rolls around!

PS.  Yes, that is an actual picture of the TG.  He has a blurry face in real life too! :)

PPS.  Happy Hanukkah to my Aunt Sam! 

December 18, 2011

Well, what else was I supposed 

to do with it?

More to come...

December 15, 2011

We got the rains!

It has been raining for 3 days now.  The tall guy says that he loves it, but then again, he doesn't have to go outside when he needs to GO.  And, we can't really walk in the rain because someone doesn't like getting wet, although he gets in the shower every morning.  Sometimes I just can't understand him.

On the other hand, there is a lot of snow up on the mountains.  I asked the tall guy if we could go, but the said the roads were closed.  Maybe we could walk up to where the snow is!  The tall guy said we would go next week when they let cars go up.  YEAH!!!

December 12, 2011

I'm sorry. 

I had to kill it!

It was looking at me funny!

December 8, 2011

Would you like to play soccer with me?

It's even more fun when the ball has a hole in it, because after you get tired of playing soccer, you can play 'tug-of-war' with the ball.  Although I guess it would be called 'tug-the-ball-with-the-hole-in-it'.  The tall guy said he got this ball at the Target and it's the only soccer ball that he found that I have not yet destroyed. Well, except for the hole, but I'm not even sure that I did that.

December 4, 2011

The tall guy told me...

that this is the way they used to dance back in the olden days!

I told him that he should ask next time he wants to use my head.  Although I do have some pretty swift moves there, if I do say so myself

Happy Holidays!

December 1, 2011

In which we go on the hiking...

This is my "Would you PLEASE hurry up?" look.

We went on the hiking again down in the mountains, which is not to be confused with up in the mountains, as they are two different sets of mountains.  Unfortunately, someone whose name shall remain TG, decided that we were on the wrong trail, so by the time he realized we weren't going on the trail he wanted to be on, we had almost worn out our hiking muscles.  So, we turned around and went up the right trail, but we didn't go as far as I would have liked.  But we did hike about 920 miles, according to the same guy who shall remain named TG.   Actually, I measured it and it was only about 2.5 miles, but since his legs are longer than mine, maybe it just seemed like 920 miles to him.

Here is where we went:  http://arizona.sierraclub.org/trail_guide/hike20.htm

so if you would like to go with us some time, let us know!  Don't worry, we probably won't make it all the way to the top next time either!! 

PS.  I just noticed that we were almost on Jack Mountain!  Isn't that cool?  We'll have to go there so I can get a picture.  
I feel like the Waltons! :)

November 28, 2011

It has come to my attention...

that if you look pitiful, you might get some bagel.  This also works for sandwiches, potato chips, hamburger and macaronis and cheese.  This does not work for ice cream, Pepsi, or chocolate cookies.

If you have found a way to get ice cream, Pepsi or chocolate cookies, please let me know.

Can you tell that we eat a lot around here?

November 25, 2011

Please sir, I want some more.

Here is what the tall guy had for Thanksgiving:
Turkey
Mashed Potatoes
Gravy
Salad
Cranberry sauce
Dressing
Pumpkin pie
Pumpkin cheesecake
Pepsi

Here is what I had for Thanksgiving:



If anyone has an extra place at their Christmas table, I think I could be there if I start walking now.

 

November 23, 2011

Up the mountain...

Since the video yesterday was acting up, I asked the tall guy to put up some pictures of our trip up the mountain from Monday.

As you can see, it was very cloudy all the way up to the top. There was snow up there last week, but someone must have borrowed it (maybe Remington's dad, Mike) because most of it was gone.

It got colder and colder as we went up the mountain. It was only 33 little circles by the time we got up to the almost top.

As you can see, it was precipitating. The tall guy says that is when it's not raining and it's not snowing, it's just doing something.

All I know is that I was being beat to death by the little icy things hitting me all over my head!  Fortunately, I remembered to wear my fur coat, so I wasn't cold.

It was a very nice trip. I even got to eat on some stick for about 2 seconds until the tall guy made me drop it!

We even got to stop at McDonald's on the way back and I got my very own order of Chicken McNuggets.  Well, I got ONE McNuggets, but the tall guy bought me my own order, but he wouldn't let me eat all of them.  I think there is a thief in the car because after I ate my one McNuggets, I looked and the rest of them were gone!  So be on the look-out for McNugget thieves in your area!!

I asked the tall guy if he needed any help cooking for Thanksgiving and he said no, that we had a whole kitchen full of people cooking for us.  I sure hope that he told the people at the restaurant what I like to eat!  Although on second thought, there's not much that I've found that I don't like to eat, so I guess it will all be good.

So until next time, the tall guy and I hope you have a very merry Thanksgiving.

What?

Oh, a very thanky merrygiving!

No?

Oh!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

November 22, 2011

Soccer is not rugby!

Evidently some puppies don't understand how to play soccers,

because they keep trying to jump on your head when you're trying

to get the ball!

PS.  That is not the tall guy.

That is the soccer guy.

The tall guy is the one taking the pictures.

PPS. The tall guy said to tell you that if you're going to take movies with your iPhone to put on your blog, remember to turn your phone sideways. He said he wished someone had reminded him to do that!

November 17, 2011

Well...

He did say he was gonna give me a sock on the nose sometime!

November 14, 2011

First of all...

I chose to come outside and didn't come out just because someone told me to.  Something about how he would like to go to the bathroom just ONCE by himself without me sticking my nose in to see what he's doing.

I don't see what the big deal is.  How do I know he's not going in there to watch something good on the teevees?

November 11, 2011

Sleeping 101

by Jack

There are some rules one should follow if one wishes to get the best night's sleep.  We will start with a few of the basics.

1.  Take up as much of the bed as possible.  Why should you be uncomfortable just so someone else can sleep where you want to be?

2.  Make sure you're on the side of the bed that is where your peoples sleep.  That way they will understand that it's your bed too.

3.  At least one part of your body needs to be hanging off the bed.  That way your peoples will feel sorry for you and get a bigger bed, even if they already have a California King.

4.  Make sure you shed a lot of hair.  That way they will have to put down extra stuff for you to sleep on so that your hair will not get all over the bed.  Remember, the more stuff you can sleep on, the softer the bed will be!  So what if it doesn't match the rest of the bed.  Who do they think you are?  Martha Stewart?

And there you have just a few of the Rules for Sleeping that we follow in our household.  Tune in next time for our crash course in Advanced Napping!  Until then, sweet dreams! 

November 9, 2011

Snow!!

Yes, it snowed up on the mountains.

I'm hoping the tall guy will take us

up there to play sometime this week.

I might be able to convince him.

It has been cold!

It was 37 little circles this morning!

Good thing he sleep with his

electricity blanket so I can

go get warm when he goes

to take a shower!

November 4, 2011

And now, the latest in chapeau-erie,

all the way from Paris, France!

PS.  Please do not notice that the ball thing

in the Wubba is missing.

I do not have no idea how that happened!

November 2, 2011

Did you ever have to go sit in the corner 

when you were in school?

I'm innocent.

That's all I got to say!

October 31, 2011

HOWL-oweens!

It's not much of a costume, but then again,

I don't get to go out anyway!

From the look of things, we must be having about

97000 kids coming by to get candy tonight.

The tall guy went to the Costcos

and bought like 400 big bags of candy.

He got Ms and Snickerses and 

Reecy Cups.

Of course, he only got the things he 

likes to eat.  I can't eat any of them.

 I  don't understand why he said

he would leave the light on from 7:00 to 7:03.

Doesn't that mean no one will come to our

house and get candy?

October 27, 2011

Do not get spider web on your nose!

Because you won't be able to get it off and then the tall guy will have to come and try to get it off and then it will get stuck to his hand and he won't be able to get it off either and then you'll have to go home from the park so he can wash the spider web off of his hand!

October 24, 2011

Just A Warning!

If you find this:

do not eat it,
or you will end up like this:

Remember, friends don't let friends

eat plastic liquor bottles!

October 22, 2011

I Am Askeered!!

I do not know what all those things are, 

but they are popping up all over the neighborhood.

The tall guy said I should not go near them, 

so I can't even tell you what they smell like.

So, if you see any of these in your neighborhood, 

RUN AWAY!!

Especially if you see the bug that made

that big white web!

October 19, 2011

Can You See It?

Keep looking!

Look harder!

There it is!!

 

CATCH!!

October 16, 2011

Very Impressed!

Well the tall guy finally got back.  

And did he bring me no pizza? 

Not even a pepperonis!

But he did take me to see the vet doctor this morning.

She must have said something really important,

because she impressed my anal glands. 

 

This is not my anal glands.

This was a bean that the tall guy saw in Chicago!

October 14, 2011

I am ALL ALONE!

Someone, who shall remain nameless, 

decided that he had to go to Chicago, 

so I am stuck here going crazy!

He is supposed to be back today,

so we'll see!

He had better bring me some pizza!

(PS.  I am not really alone.

It just sounds more pitiful if I say I am!)