My New Pictures
Here is a picture of me out
running in the grass:
Wait.
Here is a picture of me playing in the nice,
cool water:
No, wait.
Here is a picture of me
frollicking in the meadow:
AND I can cook bread too!
What?
You mean those AREN'T pictures
of me doing all that stuff?
You mean the tall guy has been looking
for appliances instead of taking care of me
24 hours a day?
I think I am outraged.
Well, maybe not outraged,
but I am something.
Just to remind you,
here is what I looked like
relaxing in the grass
before someone decided that
our new house needed a stove
and refrigerator:
Who knows?
He's talking about lighting fixtures now.
It may be years before I get to
go back outside and play!
Here's the deal . . . . you can only forgive TG for neglecting you if he uses those appliances to make you foodables!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Just be thankful there are no stainless steel pups, you might be replaced! ❤
ReplyDeleteboy I finally get online and all I see are pictures of price tags. dude your human really needs to quit shopping and spend more time with you.
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i hope My Vickie reads this comment and takes the hint too)
Oh Jack the abuse!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Jack - Look on the bright side. Where there's a stove there's cookies. Or at least the possibility of cookies .
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of flashy beast storage. Hope this appliance shopping ends soon.
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Dexter
JACK....IF TG INSIST ON BUY NEW BOY TOYS IN PLACE OF JACK TOYS THEN YOU MUST INSIST HE COOK YOU SOME GOOD BISCUITS.
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
PS MOM HERE EXCELLENT CHOICE IN APPLIANCES...WHAT TIME ARE YOU SERVING THANKSGIVING DINNER
LOL
Well, the quicker he shops and buys his toys, the quicker you can be outside playing with YOUR TOYS!!! Don't forget to tell him to get you some new toys too!
ReplyDeleteYour man has bad priorities. Sigh! We hope he picks those appliances soon so he can get back to the important stuff! Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteDear Jack,
ReplyDeleteI envision some yummy homemade doggy cookies for you coming out of that nice new oven, or at the very least, some pannycakes made especially for you on the stove top.....this temporary inconvenience may be worth tolerating!
Keep us posted!
Your friend,
Nancy
Jack: Remind the TG that there's the things called the inter-webs or something like that. Rumor has it that he can use them to pull up the spec's on any appliance, and to price shop and pre-order. Sooos, he can at least throw your ball to you in between mouse clicks and keystrokes. I have trained my human to play with me even while on the computers. Good luck! Your pal Vinnie.
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