January 29, 2014

We got SNOW!! 

We were inundated!

Look at all the snow.

I'll be surprised if we last the night.

AND, we did not even get to go on any walks today

because the tall guy said it was TOO COLD.

I'm telling you, he is harshing my buzz!

January 22, 2014

My AMAZING Trick!

 

TOP THAT, Lassie!!

(and no, the tall guy wasn't TRYING to throw it into the tree.

He's just not very accurate sometimes.)

* It has come to my attention that some peoples can't

see the video (like on an iPad).

So you can't see me do my triple front flip, handstand,

backwards roll, double-front, one handed

quad-twisting fliparooni.

I'm sorry.

I'll do better next time!

 

January 15, 2014

Oh the fun we had... 

We went up to the mountains on Saturday.  It was great. There were like 14 gagillion things to smell.  We had a great time.  I even got two carrots when we got back to the car.

Here I am playing hide and seek: 
 

I'm hiding behind the trees. Can you see me?

If you come visit, we can go play hide and seek together!

January 11, 2014

I got my report card!

(Sorry for being so blurry.  I was just excited.

Or the tall guy really sucks at taking pictures with his phone.  I'm not sure.)

I went to the vegetarian and got my report card.

I passed all my exams.

And, the tall guy said I was very well behaved.

That may have been because he left me

sitting in the car while he went to talk to

the vegetarian before he took me in.

They took me into the back room and asked

me a lot of questions.

I made sure that I told them that I did not smoke.

So now I'm good for another year.

The tall guy said he hopes we don't have to 

come back any time soon!

I don't know what he's so snippy.

He didn't even have to give them any money.

He just showed them a plastic card

and they let us come home.

Here's hoping you do good 

on your report card too!

 

 

January 8, 2014

OH MY GOODNESS.

LOOK!! 

It is FROZED!

This is one of my favorite water dishes

and just look at it.

It's all frozed up.

Now where will I get my water

when we're out on our walk?

Sincerely,

Thirsty Jack

January 5, 2014

In which, once again, I don't get none.

Please ignore the picture.

It has absolutely nothing to do with this sad story.

It seems, that since I do not have any monies

and I can not drive,

I do not get any say on what we get when

we go to the Hardee's

(which for those unfamiliar with fast-food

restaurants, it is one of).

The tall guy went to the Hardee's this morning

in anticipation of very cold weather coming.

He said that cold weather required

biscuits and gravy,

which evidently are something so delicious

that merely thinking about them

make you brave sub-zero temperatures

just to get them.

Notice that I said EVIDENTLY.

EVIDENTLY, biscuits and gravy are so good

that I was not allowed to have any.

Oh, I could SMELL the biscuits and gravy,

and I could watch the biscuits and gravy

being EATEN,

but I did not get to taste no biscuits and gravy.

It matters not that I got to eat some egg from

an egg biscuit while someone else was eating

the biscuits and gravies,

the important point,

and I can not stress this enough, is that

I DID NOT GET NO BISCUITS AND GRAVIES.

That's all I have to say.