February 28, 2011

We Interrupt This Blog.

We got the snows!

Right in our very own back yard.

We didn't even have to drive anywhere.

We now return to your regular blog,
already in progress.

Re: Amber's comment below:
It's done gone, except up on the mountains.
They closed the roads up to the top so no one could steal all the snow!

February 26, 2011

I'm So Excited.

Are you ready to see a preview of my book?

Here you go:

Yes, my very own bar cold!!

Isn't that a hoot and a half?
Oh, what's that?
You want to see an actual something?
Well, that's the actual bar cold.
Oh, you mean you want to see something
that is more book-y.

How about the cover?

Here you go:

Yep, that's me.
Right on the cover.
If you click on it, it should make it big
enough so that you can read it!

The little picture is the back cover.
I don't know why they do it backwards like that
but they do.

So now you can see the title of the book:
Jack - A book about a dog where the dog doesn't
die at the end

I think that's a pretty cool title.
Anytime I don't die at the end is a good thing!
I'll write more about the book next time.
(We're still waiting for the postmans to bring
the hard copies of the book.
There may even be a CONTEST!)

February 21, 2011

Don't Even Ask!!

I think we've all gone a bit bonkers around here.

The tall guy is running around in bags from Amazon and I'm chewing the box that it covered! We bought an extra heater in case the heat went out like it did a few weeks ago!

BUT, on a happily note, the tall guy says he has finished my book. He showed it to a couple of people and they were laughing out loud, so I guess that's a good thing. Unless it's the part where they shouldn't be laughing and then, that's not so good.

He is going to send it off and get some actual real books made out of it and he said he's also got an E-dition for those of you who can read that.

We'll let you know when everything is ready!

February 17, 2011

See What I Have To Put Up With?

He thinks he's the Blue Man Group!

February 14, 2011

It's not true!!

Someone left a comment that said I was a cereal killer.
I'm not no cereal killer.
I only get to eat about 4 Cheerios
when the tall guy is having his breakfast.
I hardly think that qualifies
in the killer category!

Oh, I almost forgot:
HAPPY VALENTIME'S DAY!!!

I HOPE YOU GET LOTS OF LOVE!

February 11, 2011

This is Jack!

He is a very friendly lab puppy that
I have been playing with at the park.
He is about 8 months old.
He's a mess.

But everyone knows there can only be one Jack.

So I had to eat him!

February 8, 2011

No I am not drunk!

I was just in the middle of falling asleep.

The tall guy said he is sorry he hasn't been online
much lately to write on all your blogs.
We did not have NO HEAT for 4 days and
we did not have NO WATER for 2 days.

It got very very cold, but the gas company
came and fixed the heat over the weekend.
There were about 14000 houses without gas
and the gas company had to go to each one
of them to turn the gas back on to make
sure no one got blowed up!

So we were cold and stinky and had to
go to the grocery store to go to the bathroom.
Well, the tall guy did.
I just did my normal thing.

February 3, 2011

Would You Please Be Quiet?

We have like 40 bazillion birds that live out in the bush in front of our house. And boy are they noisy. Here's one of them:

If you know how to talk bird, would you please tell them to hush? I'm sun-bathing!

Oh, the tall guy wanted me to ask you if any of you used an e-reader and, if so, which one do you use. I asked him if he meant an e-raser, but he said no, he means things like an iPad or a Kindle. Evidently he can fix my book to where you can read it without having a book!

He said he is also looking into making a hard copy of my book for people who don't have an e-reader. He's looking at a place called DiggyPod and wanted me to ask if anyone had used that company (or any company that makes books).

Oh, and he said to say thank you to everyone who told him about all the words. He said he would use as many of them as he could.

I told him he had too many questions and it was making my head hurt.

Oh, by the way, you should see the cover of my book. It is the most beautiful cover I have ever seen!