Tuesday, April 12, 2011

April 12, 2011

I've got a secret!

I don't always sit still for my pictures!!
There.  I said it!
Surely you didn't think I would leave that ball there without tasting it did you?

On a happier note,
thank you for buying my book
so that we can help Khyra's mom!
We've got 3 days
of the Drive-a-thon left!!

Jack, what ARE you talking about?

Most of you know Khyra

and you know what an amazing job
she does helping dogs
and puppies get to their new
forever homes.

So, I asked the tall guy
and he said that he would give
$1.00 for every book he sells
this week to say
"Thank you, Khyra and Khyra's mom!"
to help them buy gas for their transports.
(I told him that it might be better
if they bought gas for their car,
but he just gave me the stink-eye!)

So, if a million people buy my book,
we can give them a million dollars!
Since most of you have already got a copy,
please tell your bloggy friends, neighbors,
and in-laws to go get a copy.
They don't even have to read it,
(although I think they will like it if they do)!

PS: Khrya's mom is not really a car.

PPS:  Some of you have asked about
a hard copy of my book.
Unfortunately, we are gived and sold-ed out
of them.  And since they cost SO much
to print, we will have to wait a while
until 1) I get offered a movie deal or
2) the Ellen show calls and we get
to go talk to her which will help us
sell 40 gazillion copies.  So if anyone
knows Ellen, please tell her that
we are waiting by the phone
for her people to call my people...
er... person...uh.. the Tall Guy!

PPPS:  Angus said I was more
of a Jon Stewart type of guy.
I don't think he's ever had
any dogs on his show.
So, if you know Jon Stewart,
tell him that I'm waiting for his call!
Or Stephen Colbert will do too! :)


  1. Jack I think you and TG need to go on a summer book tour...of course you cannot come to NC until the 3H's (ask TG) arrive because we want to make sure you have the REAL NC experience.
    Kristi Yamaguchi was here yesterday promoting her children's book.
    Hugs Madi

  2. I agree with Madi -- you need to go on a book tour -- do you need directions to MinneSNOWda?

  3. Your book a thon is such a great idea. And no, sitting still stinks, BOL
    Benny & Lily

  4. I am Khyra's kitty friend and think her mum is pawesome in what she does. I will get mum to go and get the kindle version right now. Hugs J xx

  5. I hadto buy from Kindle UK as it wouldnt let meget it from the usa one. I so hope that will count. Hugs GJ x

  6. I think you're more of a Jimmy Fallon kinda dog. Do you watch Top Chef? Did you see his appearance on Top Chef All Stars? SO FUNNY!

  7. Oh yah JAck
    A book tour indeed!! every doggie would want your paw-graph!!


  8. Jack,
    What a wunderful thing to do fur Khyra and her mom. You and TG are da best!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  9. Wait! Has Oprah already finished taping her last 30 shows, or however many are left? If not, think BIG! Oprah LOVES dogs and if she recommended it, your book would sell a million copies easy. Anyone know Oprah? We'll go check her web site.

    Jed & Abby

  10. Oh Jack, I will make a donation as soon as Mum gets her monthly monies in the bank! Cos of starting her new job we had to 'tighten out belts' this month. Huh, I don't even wear a belt.