September 15, 2013

It has come to my attention...

that some people are putting up statues of children playing and not including a dog as part of the statue.

Well, needless to say, I was smacked in the gob when I heard this.

I will gladly come to your house and be a part of your statuary if you have something good to eat.

You may see a sample of my statue-ness above.

Actually, on second thought, it might look as if I have chased all those children up a tree.  

Perhaps we should discuss this with the sculptor.

I'll get back with you!