November 15, 2013

Now you want to hurry?

Really?

I'm not sure if you can tell,

but someone thinks it's cold outside.

Yes, that's the tall guy.

He's wearing a sweater,

his heavy coat,

his gloves,

and his funny hat with the ear flaps.

Meanwhile,

I am practically 'nekkit'

(as they say in these parts).

Of course, it took someone

25 minutes to get ready to go outside.

First he puts on his coat.

Then he puts on his gloves.

Then he puts on his hat.

Then he takes off his gloves

because he can't put on my string

when he's wearing his gloves.

Then he has to spend 10 minutes

trying to zip up his coat.

Then he puts on his gloves.

Then we head out the door.

But wait...

he can't lock the door

when he's wearing his gloves,

so he has to take off

ONE glove so he can get the keys

out of his pocket to lock the door.

THEN,

he puts back on the one glove

and we finally head out the door.

Then we go for a walk

and by the time he gets back home,

he's complaining because it's too hot.

So he has to take off his hat,

his gloves, his coat

AND his sweater.

And all this time, 

all I'm wearing is my collar.

I don't know if I'll ever figure it out!