December 30, 2013

Oh where shall I start? 

I think I'll start with the opening of my package from Spencer (from the doggy bloggy exchange):

Hmmm, this box is rather secure!!

Wow, look at all of this neat stuff!!

Maybe if I hurry, I can eat the green ball before the tall guy takes it away from me!

(Just kidding - it was squishy and I was trying to get the tall guy to take it away so he could throw it to me.)

Thank you so much for the cool presents Spencer!

I guess that's about it.

Have a great New Year's.

Wait, what?

You want to hear about the bullets?

Ok, but if I tell you, we must never speak of them again,

as I don't come off looking too well in the story.

It seems that the tall guy got a new set of 

speakers for his tv.

These speakers go in behind you so that when you watch the tv, it sounds like things are happening BEHIND YOU!

Well, he was watching a movie on the teevees

when all of a sudden,

BANG BANG!!!

 I'm lying on the floor and I hear two gunshots.

I jump up to see what's going on

and it turns out that it's just the sound

from the movie that the tall guy is watching

coming out of the speakers behind me.

He thought it was pretty funny.

Needless to say, we had a discussion afterwards.

Have a great New Years!

December 27, 2013

I've got so much to tell you.

But first,

here is a video of me

opening my first Christmas present

(with a little help). 

Can you guess what it is?

 

That's right, it's an antler. 

I liked it so much,

I took it outside right after we got all the paper off

(well except for the label which someone left on),

and forgot that I had MORE stuff to open

for like 12 hours!!

(Well it seemed like 12 hours.  It was probably more

like 5 minutes!)

The tall guy had to come remind me that

I still had a bunch of stuff to open.

I guess I'll have to write about the other presents

(including one from Spencer in the bloggy exchange)

next time.

After I tell you about the bullets!!

December 24, 2013

To each and every one of our friends...

We wish you the 

most happiest of holidays

and all the cookies you can eat.

 We'll be back in a few days to let you know

what was under the tree!!

December 20, 2013

That's ok.

I can wait.

(Later)

I snuck back in the hallway and look

what just happened to appear...

It's a Christmas miracular!!

I hope that big package is an official Red Ryder, 

carbine action, 

two-hundred shot range model air rifle! 

It's what I always wanted.

And I won't even shoot out my eye!

(MUCH LATER)

Well, guess what.

I just found out that NONE of the presents 

under the tree are for me.

Evidently, I've got a reputation

for tearing open packages

before I'm supposed to,

so the tall guy said that

the ones under the tree

weren't mine.

AND,

I'm not even getting an official Red Ryder,

carbine action, two-hundred shot range model

air rifle, regardless.

He said IF I was good between now

and Christmas,

he MIGHT be able to find a can of pinto beans in the pantry

that he could wrap up for me

and put them under the tree on December 24th.

It just gets pitiful-er and pitiful-er.

Your pinto bean friend,

Jack.

SIGH...

 

December 18, 2013

Finally...

We finally got the tree put up.  I made sure that it was sitting straight in the holder.  For some reason, the tall guy likes to put lights and all sorts of bobbily-bits on the tree.  He says it makes it look nice.  Personally (or should that be doggone-ally), I thought it looked just fine the way it was.  But evidently my opinion isn't worth much around here.

You may notice that I am not wearing my happy face.  You may also notice that there are no presents under the tree.  You may wonder if those two things are related.

I was told that Sanity Clause brings all the gifts to all the good boys next week and we would just have to wait and see IF, er... WHAT presents would be under the tree for me.

I would just sit here and wait but what you can't see in the picture is the fence that the tall guy put up to keep me out of the room with the tree when he is not here.  For some reason, he thinks I might decide to play with some of the bobbily-bits on the tree.

I think he knows me too well!

December 16, 2013

LOOK!!

That's right! 

You know what this means.

IT'S CHRISTMAS TREE TIME!!

FINALLY.

More to come...

December 10, 2013

I am sadness...

I still do not have no Christmas tree in the house yet.  The tall guy said we might get one on Sunday because he wanted to get a real tree and all the noodles would fall off if we put it in the house too early.

Therefore, I am sadness.

Maybe some extra cookies would help.

December 3, 2013

Yes please.

 

I told the tall guy that I would like

this tree for our new house.

He said it might be a skoshe too big.

We then got into a 'discussion'

about him making up words

like 'skoshe' that I had never heard of before.

I think he does it just to see if I'm paying attention.

This tree was at the place where we

go so he can get a banana and strawberry 

milkshake, except this time they didn't

have any banana ice cream so

he got banana pudding ice cream

which he said did not taste as good

as just the banana ice cream.

I think he's a skoshe bonkers:

SKBONKERSHE.

(If he can make up words,

I can too!)