I think I'll start with the opening of my package from Spencer (from the doggy bloggy exchange):
Hmmm, this box is rather secure!!
Wow, look at all of this neat stuff!!
Maybe if I hurry, I can eat the green ball before the tall guy takes it away from me!
(Just kidding - it was squishy and I was trying to get the tall guy to take it away so he could throw it to me.)
Thank you so much for the cool presents Spencer!
I guess that's about it.
Have a great New Year's.
Wait, what?
You want to hear about the bullets?
Ok, but if I tell you, we must never speak of them again,
as I don't come off looking too well in the story.
It seems that the tall guy got a new set of
speakers for his tv.
These speakers go in behind you so that when you watch the tv, it sounds like things are happening BEHIND YOU!
Well, he was watching a movie on the teevees
when all of a sudden,
BANG BANG!!!
I'm lying on the floor and I hear two gunshots.
I jump up to see what's going on
and it turns out that it's just the sound
from the movie that the tall guy is watching
coming out of the speakers behind me.
He thought it was pretty funny.
Needless to say, we had a discussion afterwards.
Have a great New Years!
oh my little buddy jack!
ReplyDeletegood thing you're still just a pup or that could have given you the old heart attack!
those bullets should have WARNINGS on them!
wait til those speaker things make it sound like a BIG pack of dogs or even wolves behind you! or crashing symbols in a symphony. . .
oh my. i see some scary times in your future little buddy. scary times.
xo
We are having similar problems with our new tv and sound speakers. We keep thinking we are being intruded upon! Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you like your gift Jack! Hope you had a great Christmas! :)
ReplyDeleteJACK BLESS YOUR SWEET LAB HEART. HUMANS HAVE THE MOST UNUSUAL SENSE OF HUMOR....NOW IF IT HAD BEEN TG TAKING A NAP ....WELL YOU KNOW THE REST. JUST BIDE YOUR TIME BEFORE LONG REVENGE WILL BE YOURS.
ReplyDeleteHUGS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
MADI YOUR BFFF
Looks like you had a great Christmas Jack...way cool ball!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Bilbo, Jakey and Arty
PeeEss...Sorry about the "you know what" episode
What awesome presents!
ReplyDeleteStop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
Those speakers are just evil - they have ruined many perfectly good naps. Tammy J is right about hearing other dogs in your living room! And don't even remind me of daddy's hunting shows - I hear duck calls and then a shot, but nowhere in my house is there a downed bird to retrieve! Tough on a Labrador retriever I tells ya! Anyway, have the happiest New Year ever and enjoy your wonderful new toys.
ReplyDeleteBOL - surround sound is NOT a dogs best friend!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
Monty and Harlow
Poor Jack. This human isn't a fan of surround sound either
ReplyDeleteYou are one lucky kid
ReplyDeleteLily
Dear Jack,
ReplyDeleteI really like your new toys, especially that squishy green ball. Before you drop it at the tall guy's feet for a game of fetch, make very sure you have covered it thoroughly with plenty of slobber. He will LOVE it, I promise, and it will be a great way for you to show your appreciation for the sudden sound of bullets zinging toward the back of your head!
Happy, Happy New Year to you and the tall guy!
Your friend,
Nancy
Humans have rather twisted ideas of humor. It sounds to me like you reacted very bravely to the possible danger to the thankless TG.
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Dexter
You sure got a lot of presents! Make sure you wake the tall guy up at 5 to play with your new ball!
ReplyDeleteP.S. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!