Monday, August 2, 2010

August 2, 2010

And I didn't even get no oatmeal either!

I am telling you - the tall guy goes to this place where they make oatmeals and he gets it for breakfast and they put stuff like bananas and blackberries and blueberries in it, and not only did I not get any bananas or blackberries or blueberries, but I didn't even get no oatmeal either!


  1. Take it from one wo knows, Jack...oatmeal isn't as good as TG makes it appear. He smacks out loud while he eats that mushy stuff just to tease you!


  2. Complaint meeting??
    Don't worry! Liz is right. That oatmeal is not always yummy!
    Kisses and hugs

  3. No oatmeal? Time for strike action.

  4. My goodness! What a tail to tell!


  5. Sob, sob, boo hoo, boo hoo. It isn't all about you, Jack. Actually, it is all about ME!


  6. Oh Jack we are sooooooo sorry to read about the neglectful way TG treats you!! MOL
    Do you even like fruit and oatmeal or did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
    Looks like I'll be on a water diet for eternity after my vet visit on Sat.

    Happy Monday,
    Madi and Mom

  7. Woof! Woof! You need to have a serious conference talk with tall guy. Golden Luck to you. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  8. The oatmeal would be more delish with maple syrup in it Jack. Just look at Dad with poor puppy dog eyes, and maybe he will share.

  9. You do need to talk to the TG about that one. He could at least save you a little dish.....

  10. We feels yer pain big guy, we feels you. Our mommy gots some most yummers granola and she puts yogurt and blueberries in it and guess what? go ahead guess? We got 'A' blueberry!!!

    feelin you bro, feelin you Bobo and Meja

  11. Jack...TG, I don't know.. what is he doing sometimes?? You need a vacation Jack..

    Licks from me!!


  12. Jack - here is some advice....when TG is having his oatmeal, take that cable tail and clear the table. You will find oatmeal and fruit right where you can get it. If that fails, beg shamelessly....remember:

    Its a dogs life
    The family pet
    The more you beg,
    The more you get
    Eat like a horse and sleep like a log....
    Its a dogs life when you're the family dog.

  13. Some humans just aren't as good as other ones. Poor you

  14. I am beginning to think I need to report the Tall Guy....I suppose he hasn't let you use the car lately either....

  15. clicked on da X...okays, I'm done laughing now.
    Well, I would skip da oatmeal and hold of fur eggs and bacon.
    Now, please tell me you don't get people food? I get NONE...maybe we need to arrange a protest.


  16. You'll have him fully trained one of these days Jack... be patient.

  17. What's the deal!? You should be getting oatmeal, too! We don't think we'd want all that fruit an' stuff but the oatmeal sounds good - wif a touch of milk☺

  18. Hmm - the tall ones can be so mean and heartless.

  19. Jack, it is even worse here - the grandbipeds get pancakes for breakfast from Mom and they have M & M's in them, and of course, we can't have chocolate!!! But we do get a few blueberries in our kibble in the morning - yummers.

    We wanted to thank you for stopping by to wish Phantom well. He had his surgery today and we hope he will be home tomorrow.

    Woos ~ the OP Pack