Friday, March 26, 2010

March 26, 2010

I would like to introduce my new friend:
"Sir Chews-A-Lot"
(better known as "So help me Jack, if you tear the other ear
off that thing, I'm going to put it away and you'll never see it again!")

At one time or another, he did have two ears, but one just happened to fall off into my mouth one day. The new hair-do (or as the tall guy says 'hair-don't'), used to be a rope-thing that I was supposed to play tug-of-war with. But at least he still has both of his eyes AND all of his stuffing. The tall guy says that is an improvement. Don't tell him that I just haven't had a chance to 'improve' it yet.

The tall guy wanted to show you that I can be a good puppy and not destroy things. So, here is a really good fake picture (well, not so much fake as bribed) showing that I do not always tear up my toys. Well, almost not always. Well, sometimes. Ok, so I tear up a toy or two. Or four. Ok, I tear up a lot. But really, is that so bad in the grand scheme of things?

I hereby propose that all puppies (and a reasonable number of feline puppies) be pardoned for the destruction of any toys which they may have (or will the the future) inadvertently disassemble(d). This pardon shall be retroactive to the beginning of time and may not be repealed, revoked or rescinded by any legislative act or by any mean person. All in favor, say 'Bark'. (For those who have trouble with the 'B' initial consonant sound, a 'Woof' may be substituted.)

From the tall guy: If you are a Testudinidaephile, you should go see this blog!


  1. Woo look toooooo innocent to have khaused THAT damage!


  2. hahahaha! Darwin "woofs" in agreement!
    Our friend has come up with a great way to save money from our destroyers... she goes to Goodwill and buys cheap stuffed animals for her dog, that way she doesn't feel bad that she's wasting money on expensive toys that won't last long!

    Why in the world do they made stuffies??
    Da!! for us to rip apart and destroy!! Yes!! Totally, so Great Job Jack WTG

    Paw knocks to ya

  4. Meow Meow Meow...I can't say 'b' or 'w'.
    Happy Friday Jack and TG...
    Mom and I want to know if there has ever been a toy that you have not destroyed or that has at least lasted more than a few days? That was one big (bad) word TG threw at us...I think you (Jack) should wash his mouth out with soap.
    Happy Weekend to you and TG
    Madi and Mom

  5. Well, Jack, Tootie is such a good girl. She NEVER tears up her toys! She does however, chew other things like shoes and furniture. I once found a baby tooth in a balled up sock. Sigh. What's a mama to do?


  6. We've always looked at it as "they are Sam's toys and he can do what he wants with them"... At the same time we cringe because that toy may have just cost as $15 bucks!


  7. As I've pawed before, I'm no stuffie fan. But, I like you Jack so...


  8. As long as you don't ingest any of the parts you remove, you're good to go!
    Have fun!

  9. Thanks for the link to the other blog. I loved it, so I guess I must be a Testudinidaephile, whatever that is.

  10. Holly says BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK and WOOF too! That's what toys are for..tearing them apart! Love, Debbie and Holly

  11. BARK BARK bark woof woof..... Mom goes to Goodwill or places like that and brings us lots of stuffies. She usually gets ones for babies so they dont have any beady eyes & stuff for us to swallow. She says they are "cost effective" at about $1 each. Whatever that is..
    Sir Chews a lot whoo we always thought you looked like royalty.
    Ernie, Sasha, Chica

  12. Hey Jack! I love those rope-y things... They're so much fun to tear apart... Especially RIGHT AFTER MOMMY VACUUMS. Hehehehe.

    xoxo - Yodi :)

    ps, tagged you in a game on my blog!

  13. YaY!! Thank you Jack because I tear up alot and mommy gets sooo mad at me for it!!

  14. Noelle, Remi, Ziggy and Casey all said BARK!. Well, Noelle and Ziggy said BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! before I gave them stuffies to make them be quiet - but you definitely have their votes!

  15. How are we suppose to see what's on the inside? Just ask the Tall Guy THAT!

  16. Bark bark!!!
    Oppppps on the ear Jack! I never get to play with mine long enough...SOMEONE is always taking them away before my snagglers really have a go!

    Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
    Sierra Rose

  17. Bark! I can enunciate just fine thank you. Hey, cute blog you directed us to. We got a kick out of it.

  18. We don't Bark or Woof - it is a Sibe thing. Does a Woo count?

  19. Okay Jack: here goes. I bark WOOF!!!!!!!!!
    xo Sammie

  20. Hey TG - give Jack a break....I'm a little guy and I chew through my stuffies pretty fast - most don't last more than a day or so if I like the stuffie. Now mom buys those stuffies that don't have any stuffing - yeah, they make those. They're great after a meal for cleaning my teeth - at least that's what mommy thinks - and I have gorgeous WHITE teeth - everyone marvels at give Jack a break....stuffies are made for DESTUFFING!!!!