Monday, May 17, 2010

May 17, 2010

Comments on Comments!


Hi, guys and gals! Jack here!

One of the things which drives me crazy about Blogger is that you can't respond to questions or comments unless you go to the other puppies' blog or email them. So with that in mind, here are some of the questions and comments from our loyal readers from the past week, answered by the Tall Guy (who said I didn't give him enough of a chance to talk on here. Well, I told him if he wanted to talk he should get his own blog, and then he said something about it was his house and he was the one who bought the food and then he stormed out and went to Target to buy more underwear because somehow some of his underwears MIGHT have ended up in the back yard with a few tiny holes in them. So when he gets back, I'll let him answer your questions!)

Tank said... Why?
TG: If I knew the answer to that, do you think I'd be sitting at home with a wet dog?

Remington said... You are a girl model? Jack -- Dude -- really?
TG: Dude! It was not really Jack. It was Jack's twin sister, Jackuline. Jack was just there as an observer!

central bark designs said... Jack - I'm blushing. Your bed? Seriously? BOYS! -Abbey
TG: Oh my! If that made you blush, don't come to the house after Jack has eaten pinto beans!

Ms. ~K said... Do you pee in your pool like Buddy? Have fun!
TG: Jack doesn't, but then again, he's working on killing what little grass there is in the back yard. He also said thank you for the idea!!

Dory and the Mama said... What a fun video!! We loved all the action..the wind in your furs, the ducks...and oh MY...did you get to keep one of those big sticks you found at the end?? Smileys!
Dory
TG: Jack only shows an interest in sticks until he finds a plastic bottle to destroy. Unfortunately, some people do not know how to pick up their trash, so he can usually find lots of bottles to chew on until we can take them to the recycler. Jack is also becoming very good at 'Drop it' and 'Leave it'. He will drop things on command and leave them alone for almost a whole second now!

Scarlett said... Looks like fun, Jack! I had my first experience at my neighborhood lake today. I'm still afraid. You look like an old pro at swimming...got any tips?
TG: 1) Always wear your string so your person can find you at all times in the water and you can pull them in if they are not paying attention. 2) Don't go swimming out into the middle of the water so that your person thinks you are not going to be able to make it back and they have to jump in the water to try to save you, even though you are not in any kind of trouble. 3) Don't swim where the people are fishing. They get a little mad when you run into their fishing lines! 4) Most importantly - wait until you are really really close to someone on land before you shake off the water. That way everyone can be cool and refreshed on the drive home

Ninny said... Alas, poor Tootie....her mama is a Ninny and only grandbabies are on her wallpaper.
TG: Hmmmm, not even one small picture of Tootie? Here's one you can use:

Oh wait, wrong Tootie. Well, I think you need a 24 x 36 portrait to hang over your bed to remind you every day that Tootie will not be asking you to borrow your car when she turns 16!

The Thundering Herd said... This technolody thing just keeps getting more and more complicated. But we keep trying to figure out who gets spam pee-mail. Our human gripes about it, but it doesn't smell all bad to us. Any thoughts?
TG: For some reasons, us humans do not have as good of a sense of smell as puppies do. I figure it's that way so we will let you sleep in the bed with us!

Dog By Nature said... BOL! You're too funny Jack and we do think you need an Ipad or would that be an Ipeed?
TG: I will send that suggestion to Mr. Steve Jobs. I figure that he will listen to me since I have already bought him a new house and about 4 cars.

Thank you for all of your wonderful comments and questions! We look forward to your visits in the future!

Sunday, May 16, 2010

May 16, 2010

Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
on the cover of a magazine


And now me!

I think I should check into this whole area of print modeling
as it seems like it would be pretty easy to stand around all day
and make money.

Maybe a little runway modeling on the side,
although from what I hear,
the guys don't make as much as the ladies:




Saturday, May 15, 2010

May 15, 2010

I would like to introduce
My Best Non-People Friend:
Puppy Bed!

This is not my actual bed.
I only sleep on a California pillow-top mattress with the tall guy.

The tall guy says its name is
'Oh my dear God, would you stop humping that pillow?!!'

I guess that is supposed to mean something.
But to me it just means
MY BEST FRIEND!

Friday, May 14, 2010

May 14, 2010

Can someone tell me why there is a
big water dish in my back yard?

And what are all these things in it?

Thursday, May 13, 2010

May 13, 2010

Did You Guess What I Did?

That's right.
I went to Disney World.

No wait.

We went to the lake.


I had to wear my string because there were people there fishing and the tall guy said they might catch me and take me home with them if I didn't!


I still had fun running around in the water. It was cold but I did not mind.

There were even some of those swimming birds there too. But I was not allowed to jump in the water after them :(

Here is one of the videos the tall guy took. He said it's not too good because he had to keep hold of the string so he would not fall in the water and I would not get away!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

May 12, 2010

Hey what happened to all my snow?

We went up to the place where I got to play in the snow a few weeks ago and look! Someone has stole all my snow! I looked and I looked and I sniffed and I snuffed and I could not find it!

So I told the tall guy we needed to get in the car and go tell someone that all the snow was missing! I wonder why someone would take all our snow.

But then as we were driving around, look at what I found. They must have forgotten this little-bitty teeny-tiny itsy-bitsy ooonsy-woonsy patch of snow. There's not even enough to play in! We were so sad, we didn't even get out of the car!

BUT then, we did something fun anyway. I will tell you about that tomorrow. Here's a preview:

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

May 11, 2010

What's on YOUR desktop?


I want all of you to look at that typing box that all your peoples sit next to all day (when they should be paying attention to you) and make sure that your picture is set as the desktop picture. The one above is the one I put on the tall guy's computer. If they don't have your picture, you should sneak in tonight and change it to one of you. After all, why do they need a picture of a sunset on the ocean or a mountain when they could be looking at you?

I also got rid of some files that were covering my face. If anyone can tell me what 'TOP SECRET SWISS BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION - DO NOT REMOVE' means, I would appreciate it.

Monday, May 10, 2010

May 10, 2010

I think I need an
iPad!


It's getting to be really hard to keep track of all the pee-mails that I get when I'm at the park. I think I'm going to ask the tall guy to get me an iPad to help keep track of all of them.

Here's the first one.
You can leave me pee-mail here at PALOVERDETREE@THEPARK.COM


Here's another of my favorites. You can reach me here at FOURTHTRASHCANONTHELEFT@THEPARK.COM

This one seems to be quite popular too.
There are lots and lots of pee-mails left here every day!
PUPPYWATERFOUNTAINTHATISNEXTTOTHEBASEBALLFIELD
BUTNOTTHEONENEXTTOTHEPICNICTABLE@THEPARK.COM


You may need to be a little careful with that last one.
And make sure you don't put
PUPPYWATERFOUNTAINTHATISNEXTTOTHEBASEBALLFIELD
BUTNOTTHEONENEXTTOTHEPICNICTABLE
@THEPARK.NET

That's a different puppy altogether!

Sunday, May 9, 2010

May 9, 2010

What is it with women?

I was out at the park yesterday, minding my own business, digging a hole in the sand volleyball place, when all of a sudden, this little FEMALE dog comes running up. I thought she just wanted to say hello and see what I was doing, but NO!

She decided that she wanted my hole!

Well, I had dug just enough to get in and be cool and it was way too big for her, but she wanted it anyway.

So, being the nice puppy that I am, I let her have it.

Well, I didn't let her have it, but I let her take the hole so she could be cool too. And then you know what she did? Exactly. About 2 seconds later, she gets up and leaves.

SUCH a drama queen!

So we continued on our walk and the tall guy saw this plant and figured he would ask you what it was. But then I told him he should do the Google and he did and he found out that it is an OCOTILLO plant (Ocotillo Fouquieria splendens to be exact).

We see a lot of these out on our walk and they have some pretty cool flowers right now.

So I told him he should show you what it looked like and here it is:

Saturday, May 8, 2010

May 8, 2010

The results are in!!

I want to thank everyone for all their wonderful recipe suggestions from yesterday. Here are some of the best.

I received this one from several readers:

Quick and Easy Happy Puppy Snacks
Ingredients:
Nothing

Directions:
Put nothing in a bowl and do nothing with it.

Thanks to Mr Koda MD, Maggie Mae, Ms. ~K, and the kissa-bulls for submitting this fine recipe! Evidently they are no better off than I am when it comes to their peoples cooking something special for them!

Then we have a selection from Samantha:

Wee-Doggies
Ingredients:
1 airplane

Directions:
Go to Remington's house.
Get goodies.
Eat!

MMMMMMM! Sounds good Samantha!

On a more delicious note, several puppies (including Dory, Brooke, and Mango) gave us some ideas for goodies that we can all share. You can find those recipes in the comments by clicking HERE!

PS: Our dear sweet reader, Beth, evidently did not remember the great pannycake fiasco of March 1 and March 14th of this year but she did give us a good place to find some recipes for puppies: http://armyoffourdigest.blogspot.com/

Thank you Beth and thank ALL OF YOU for all of your wonderful advices!!

On a very interesting note, one of our readers did not recognize the young gentleman from our May 6th post:

Not Mac.

Friday, May 7, 2010

May 7, 2010

RACY-PEES!


I don't think that Paula Deen makes this kind of stuffing!
There must be something more delicious.

All this talk about foods has made me hungry
(and we won't have macaronis again for another week),
but the tall guy said he doesn't know how to cook
food for puppies.

So if you have any EASY recipes for puppies,
would you please leave them for the tall guy in the comments?
Or if you have put any good recipes on YOUR blog,
would you let him know where to find them?
OR
if you know any good websites or books about
cooking for puppies,
would you let him know about that too?
(Please note:
Cooking FOR puppies, not cooking puppies - unless they are hush!)

I will fix them and tell you which one is my favorite.
I sure would appreciate it.
Sincerely,
A very skinny puppy Jack

Thursday, May 6, 2010

May 6, 2010

Listening IS Important (Part 2)

is not the same as


-=-=-=-=-
Well, my ruse worked!

The tall guy saw where Remington was getting all these treats so he gave me 4 macaronis yesterday when he was eating his dinner! They were the most delicious macaronis I have ever had. I want to thank everyone who said that the tall guy should give me more treats! If we keep it up, maybe one day I will get banana splits and peanut butter toast like Remington!!

(Hmmmm, my spelling seems to be a lot better when I type.)



Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

May 4, 2010

Listening IS important!



OK, so there IS a difference between
RABBIT
and
RABID.

You can stop laughing now!

(This guy was out in front of our house.)

Monday, May 3, 2010

May 3, 2010

Whose idea was this
Monday thing?

There are too many Mondays.
I think we should turn a few of them into Saturdays!
All in favor, say 'Woof!".
(Or the equivalent in your native tongue!)

Sunday, May 2, 2010

May 2, 2010

See What I Have
To Put Up With?




I'm telling you. Just walking along minding your own business, and then
WHAM!
A crazy puppy comes running along and knocks the bejeebers out of you.
And everyone knows how important your bejeebers are!



Saturday, May 1, 2010

May 1, 2010

Making Money!

I'm telling you! If we put these on Pup-eBay, we can make a fortune!!

-=-=-=

Well there seems to be something strange about this puppy. I wonder what it could be?

From the TG: I can't imagine cutting into a cake that looked like a dog. Or THIS!


And just in case you missed it, here's a shot taken by the PUParazzi at
last night's world premiere.

Dory and Jack on the red carpet.
(Glamour is NOT dead!)


Excuse me,
I think that's Oprah calling...

Friday, April 30, 2010

April 30, 2010

Welcome to the world premiere of


You should always have a cartoon
before the show.




It's almost time...



Our Feature Presentation



(Be sure to watch the whole video!)

If you can't see the video above,
you can watch it on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka27pJ5GerE


Please read below
AFTER
you have watched the video!
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Note from Jack: Well it seems that after we started to create the video, we realized that Norwood had a VERY STRICT time limit of two minutes for entries into the Pawdance Film Festival! We had so many good suggestions from everyone for characters and dialogue, we decided that we needed more than two minutes to get everything in. So we decided to do this 2 minute preview to submit to the Festival. I've got the tall guy working frantically on the FULL episode which we will post just as soon as he decides that sleep isn't important!

Note from the tall guy: I really want to thank everyone for all their wonderful ideas. I never thought that so many puples (that's people and puppies) would want to get involved - it was happily overwhelming! As Jack said, we didn't want to leave anyone out AND we need to work on a story that can accommodate 25 lead characters. (Where's Agatha Christie when you need her?) So, I'll keep working on the movie and try to incorporate as many of your ideas as possible. Also, if anyone from the Pixar studios is reading this and can offer suggestions on how to make dogs talk, it would be greatly appreciated!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

April 29, 2010


You're Invited...



to the world premiere!!!


Friday, April 30th


RSVPee

in the comments below!!


Wednesday, April 28, 2010

April 28, 2010

SCRIP?

What's a scrip?

Is this a scrip?

(TG: PSSST..... It's SCRIPT!)

Oh well, what's a script?

TG: That's all the words the actors on TV have to say.

WHAT? You mean they just don't make it up as they go along.

TG: Only on the Fox news shows.

I didn't know we needed to do words.
I don't know if I even KNOW enough words for a whole script!
I sure could use your help to write the script
for our fantastic new TV series/movie*.


Here is how YOU can help!

1) Tell me if you want to be a good guy/girl,
a bad guy/girl, a townspeoples, or a specific character.

2) Tell me if it's ok to kill you off.
(Who knows - one of the bad guys might come in
and get rid of the whole town!)

3) MOST IMPORTANTLY:
I need a line of Western dialogue
(the tall guy says that means the words you want to say).
If you're a really good writer, you can have TWO lines of dialogue.
(If you are one of the brave peoples that have more than
one furry child,
you can send in different dialogue for each one.
The tall guy says you are very kind and good for
taking care of more than one pet!)

The tall guy says then he'll take all the dialogues and make it into a movie.
Somehow.

So start crackin'.
This show ain't writin' itself! :)

*PS - The tall guy said if it turns out REALLY good we can enter it into
Norwood's Pawdance film festival!