Won't You Come and Play With Me?
If you come to my house, we can play with the red ball and the soccer ball and the cloth frisbee and all the other toys that are in my 'toy box' (the tall guy says it is where I was supposed to sleep - but you know how that worked out). I can get the tall guy to put some water in the pool and we can play in that as well. If it's not too hot, we can play in the yard and have the tall guy chase us around and not be able to catch us. (I like that game - the tall guy, not so much!) If he's not looking, we can even eat a flower or two.
Then after we have played for a long time, we can go into the house and I can show you where I sleep (on the couch, and on the big bed) and we can take a nap until the tall guy gets our food ready. Then, after we eat, I'll show you how to go sit beside him and look at him until he gives us some of his food - his food is pretty good.
Maybe he'll even take us to the puppy park and we can play there too!
But don't come on a Wednesday night - that is ear cleaning night - unless you want the tall guy to clean your ears. He is very gentle and does a really good job!