Wednesday, September 22, 2010

September 22, 2010

Are you tired, run down, listless?
Do you poop out at parties?
Are you unpopular?

The answer to all your problems is in this little tree.
Mesquito beans!

Mesquito beans contain
mesquitos, beans, vegetables and minerals.

Yes, with Mesquito beans you can EAT your way to health.
All you do is eat a great big mouthful after every meal.
MMMMMMMM..... they're so tasty too!
Tastes just like candy!

So why don't you join all the thousands of
happy peppy puppies
and eat a great big bunch of
mesquito beans tomorrow!

That's Mes-Quito-Beans!



  1. Sounds exactly like what I have been needing! Thank you Jack. I'll look for some.

  2. We've seen the photos so we know it must be true. Thanks Mesquito Jack.

  3. Can I find those in Florida??? LOL I'm surprized TG didn't color your hairs red for this one Jack! LOL

  4. Jack,

    Thanks fur da tip, I could use some of dems today...

    WOofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  5. Woof! Woof! Did not know that you can eat that. With my allergies not sure if I'm allowed. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  6. Jack look at your ears blowing in the wind...
    Great Shot give TG a raise!!!

    Madi the HoverRound spokesperson!!! MOL

  7. Do you think they will work for our
    Mom too?

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  8. M.O.M. says I have enough energy so she won't be getting me any of those healthy things! Maybe I should act tired and worn out for a few days...maybe she would change her mind! Oh wait! If I did that then she would think I was too tired to go to the beach as often.. never mind!
    Hugs and wags, Mistaya

  9. Well you certainly looks like yer full of beans Jack!!!

    Bobo and Meja

  10. It's illegal to be in possession of Mes-Quito-Beans in the state of Georgia, like everything else that's FUN!

  11. Do you have a Infomercial on about 3 in the morning?

  12. I'm not so sure, Jack. Tootie has, to put it delicately, sensitive bowels and I'm not real sure if I'm willing to clean up the mess. Think I'll keep her on her regular diet for now. But, thanks for the advice. I might offer them to those pests, the gophers. (Do the beans explode by any chance?)


  13. I think my Momma might need some Mosquito Beans!

  14. ooooooooohh!!! We's need to try some of 'dose!! Especially>>
    IzZY: JOSIE ... ha ha
    'da Josie : IZZY... hee hees

    "Hey Izzy.. stop looking over my Josie shoulder bumps" ..

    Okays... nows.. are 'deres any side effects of 'dese Mes-Quito-Beans??? If nots...
    How much does it cost to ship 'dat tree???

    'da Josie

  15. Now I know what I need!
    Thanks, Jack!
    Kisses and hugs

  16. Hmmmm.... Are you sure about that Jack? Those seed pods look a bit suspicious :) But, will join in on the happy might have to try.... But, on second thought...

    Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
    Sierra Rose

  17. Looking at your last picture, I think that is good!

  18. I think TG should try them first and report back, ok? :)