RUN FOR THE HILLS!!
I tried to warn you about eating turkey on Thanksgiving. Now look at what has happened. They have mutated into GIANT HAT WEARING TURKEYS that will eat your children and your husband and have their own teevee show!!!
They will seek revenge. And pie. Probably pumpkin with a little dollop of whipped cream on top.
The only way to stop them is to give all your leftover turkey that is hiding in your fridge to your puppies. Don't even keep any for sandwiches which you were planning on eating during the football game. All of it. MUST BE EATEN!!! Only puppies have the super-strength stomach needed to foil their evil plans.
And a little pie wouldn't hurt either.
I snagged some from the khounter on Friday...along with some yummy WISCONSIN cheese khurds!ReplyDelete
Thanks Jack. I'm going to show this to my assistant. It won't work, but I'll try anything.ReplyDelete
Why have parades been taken over by those weird things anyway?
I already tried that. I didn't work, they made Turkey Enchiladas :(ReplyDelete
Oh I am with ya JAck. I got my share of turkey yeterday and today, so no problem with em here!!ReplyDelete
Jack - Thank you for saving the world.ReplyDelete
What an excellent idea! You are a font of innovation and creativity. We just need better marketing to really push your ideas over the top. Our usual 10%?ReplyDelete
Jed & Abby
Woo - did it work? We have not scored anything yet. Sigh.ReplyDelete
If the puppies get too full I'll be more than happy to eat their leftover turkey.
I LOVES turkey and can smell the aroma from the leftover container from the farthest corners of the house,
WE've had it for two days in a row....yuck....we're ready for a change...!!ReplyDelete
Enjoy ...Max & Mia....Misskitty, too
We seen that turkey guy on the teevee too JACK!!! Run, DO NOT WALK, to the hills!!!ReplyDelete
(the hills are alive with the sound of music, wrote a song about it wanna hear it hear it goes...)
Well Jack the sad story here is the turkey came with my grandma and grandpa and then they took it HOME with them!!! No turkey for poor me....ReplyDelete
We've had so much turkey the past few days, Buddy is gobbling!ReplyDelete
Momma won't give me any either. She says my litter box stinks enough when I'm just eating kibble.ReplyDelete
Besides, momma won't hardly even share with the humans in the house. She claims she is "eating for two" and NEEDS the turkey.
-Milo from the Moose Nugget House
That is one BIG turkey & that hat!!ReplyDelete
Scary & it isn't even Halloween.
Got it! Thanks, Jack!ReplyDelete
That is a super plan, Jack!ReplyDelete
I wonder what TG thinks about it!
Kisses and hugs