Well if they didn't want me to chew
Why did they give me teeths?Evidently, someone is sneaking into my house and chewing off all the corners on anything they can find. Oddly, ever since the tall guy found these, most of the chewing has stopped. All of these things shown above have been chewed for quite some time. Come to think of it, maybe they were that way when the tall guy bought them. Does Martha Stewart have a new line of pre-chewed housewares?
Someone the other day noticed the quilt on the tall guy's bed. They said they had one just like it but it might have a few holes in it from where someone had eated it.
Here are some things from our house.
Here are some things from our house.
Exhibit A (quilt):
Damn those desert khreatures!ReplyDelete
How DARE they do THAT to The TG's stuff!
I'm glad woo are there to protekht the important 'stuff'
Blankets wern't meant to have corners anyways...snuggies don't have corners. Maybe you have a new line of blankets! Forget Martha Stewart...you've got yourself a goldmine! Can ya make me one with paw prints?ReplyDelete
Wow Jack..I have never chewed any of M.O.M.'s things! Do they taste better than my chew toys? Wierd...I have never tried to chew something like that. M.O.M. says I am a very good girl :)ReplyDelete
Hugs and wags, Mistaya
You show excellent instincts for a defense attorney! At least two lines of defense: I didn't do it, and if I did it was someone else's fault. You have perfected the sad eyed look for the jury. You'll walk for sure. In fact, some walkies sounds like fun. Can you harvest baseballs this late in the season?ReplyDelete
Jed & Abby
Boy Jack, WOW, what can I say hehe. I have never tried chewing stuffs like that. I chewed dads cell phone cord one time and he had to get a new phone cuz he couldnt buy nother cord, NOT one of my bestest decisions!! Just give them the WHo me!! look. works for me!!ReplyDelete
Jack - You should get extra pie. That shabby chic look is so in fashion this season !ReplyDelete
TG will need more proof than that to bring this to trial. All circumstantial. After all, he uses the bed too, right? Perhaps he is a sleep chewer.ReplyDelete
Wow - so your TG shops where our hu-dad does?ReplyDelete
I think you are being set-up Jack. Somebody is using you as the fall guy, I mean dog. Continue to claim you are innocent until we find out who is behind this conspiracy!ReplyDelete
See!! I totally understand. That quilt is deeeelicious, and I think it looks much better without the border. Shabby chic--you bet. Mommy didn't buy a new one for a long time. I haven't chewed the new comforter, and I would tell you what she said if I did...but it's not nice. Oh just so things will match I have proudly chewed off the corners of every single pillow case my Mommy owns. Just call me Barktha Stewart. This is Ginger posting from my Mommy's blog while she is napping....sssshhhh.ReplyDelete
Jack you need a cat in your house....they you could blame EVERYTHING on the cat. MOLReplyDelete
Just what you and TG need to make your life a little more interesting...right? A Cat!!!
You certainly were not blamed for those chewed items, were you.
No doubt they got passed by a lax quality control employee. We know that you would never do that.
Hamish & Rescue Sophie
Yes, I believe she does....just go with that one, Jack!ReplyDelete
I know it was Martha Stewart! Sorry she got you in trouble buddy...ReplyDelete
Of course it's Martha!!!!ReplyDelete
First I thought it was a work of the squirrels, but then you said that about Martha Stewart and that makes sense to me!ReplyDelete
Kisses and hugs
Woof! Woof! I'm back from my Holiday break n this is not what I expect reading from your blog. Oh! no Jack. You must be very hungry why you did it. I got Martha's item n did not last long either so its her fault. Lots of Golden Woofs, SugarReplyDelete
We are with Mango in this case of the mystery chewinns..... We thinks the TG might be a closeteded chewer.ReplyDelete
Bobo and Meja