Do You Like Me?
The tall guy says that sometimes he wishes I could talk - even if it would just be to say "Yes" or "No".
Then again, he says that if I could talk, I probably would use his credit card to call Dominos to order about a dozen meat lover's pizzas for breakfast every morning. Or I might tell him that he needs to get off the Internets and come outside and play!
Besides, if I could talk, would I still be able to do neat tricks with my tongue like this? :)
What one thing would YOU tell your peoples if you could talk?
Today mine would be "no more pet motel"ReplyDelete
Grrrrrrs from Gizzy
"I'm hungry... feed me!"ReplyDelete
We dont like you~~we love you!! You are funny and entertain all of us so much, What would we do without you??
Ummm..what would I say??? I would say "Get rid of that flashy box already" cuz it drives me crazy!!! I hear the beep and I run to my kennel, and then she is turning my kennel upside down to make me fall out, and I am hanging on by paws and claws~~it is ridiculas!!
I'm glad I found her!ReplyDelete
Madi here,Jack what a good question!!!ReplyDelete
If I could talk, I would borrow a phrase that my human sister coined.
I'm told she used to tell mom,
"I love you two hours and a bunch". This phrase came from nap time. She would ask mom how long she had to take a nap. Mom told her at least 2 hours...to a toddler 2 hours was an eternity.
Madi and Mom
Wow, would I love it if Ellie could talk! Then we could have a conversation on what kind of treats are her favorite, if she was scared of something I could tell her why it wouldn't hurt her....and it would be so good if she was able to tell me if she was sick!ReplyDelete
But, it would be a COMPLETELY different relationship. I think I'll stick with the non-talking dog, it would be a lot more like raising a child than a puppy. Which is a LOT more work. A service child in training? Hmm....
Plus, giving her back to prison every weekend would break my heart if she said she didn't want to go.
Tootie would say, "Name your blog after me and write about me every day the way TG does for Jack!"ReplyDelete
Cabana would say, "The formula for the hypotneuse of any said triangle is the sum of A to the second power and B, also to the second power, with the hypotneuse being C to the second power." (She's good at math and logic.)ReplyDelete
And, "Can't we get another dog for me to play with?" (She's social.)
Keep working on the talking! If ya can make the pizza call, I'll help with the eatins'!ReplyDelete
I would be sayin' "it's PLAYTIME!"
Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Jack we WUV you tons!ReplyDelete
If we could talk Mia would be saying...OOOOOH MACK...and I would be saying THATS MY NAME DON'T WEAR IT OUT!
Wags and Woofs,
Mack and Mia
I would say YES and not need to CIRCLE it - which i've been trying to do, but the pen isn't allowed near mom's laptop.ReplyDelete
We Siberian do talk - all of the time. Some of us even non-stop, not that we are all calling out Qannik and Cheoah or anything. And our hu-dad can woo right back at us. Good things we do not have neighbors, because they might think he was crazy or something.ReplyDelete
What do you mean I cannot have another greenie????
Why don't you just do what I say the first time, then I wouldn't HAVE to bite your toes!!
I would say Yes...I love Jack and Holly would say to me "let's go for a ride"!! Debbie and HollyReplyDelete
If we could take we would say: more treats, more belly rubs, more walks, more rides in the car!ReplyDelete
Im circling yes!ReplyDelete
darwin talking... OI. "Move over so I can get on MY couch." "Give me an apple... NOW."
I would tell Beth to get me another banana split! They are SOOOO yummy!ReplyDelete
HMMMMMMMM thats a hard oneReplyDelete
Probably that my Mum is lazy and needs to take me on more adventures and feed me more and get me a lady friend to snuggle with at nights...
Augie would say, "Please provide me with an endless supply of paper towels to eat." Ti would say, "Do you love me? Do you? Do you?"ReplyDelete
I would say, go check out my furiend, Jack's blog, if you wanna have a good laughter ;)ReplyDelete
Farley would say, "I'm hungry - how's about some cheese?"ReplyDelete
Sam would tell me to stay home from work, take him to Starbucks for his special "Dog bone in whipped cream" they make for him, take him for a walk, feed him a bone... I imagine he would be quite a chatterbox, actually.ReplyDelete