Monday, January 25, 2010

January 25, 2010

THE NATIONAL PERSPIRER
Sticking our nose in...

Boy, the things you find out when you read the puppy blogs.

SCANDALOUS!!! STEAMY!!! SHOCKING!!!

Too bad there's none of that.

But you can find out some pretty interesting secrets, like:

• Which puppy has joined a
gang and has been seen
headed toward South Florida
partying all the way?

• Which puppy has developed a
split personality? What a CAT-astrophe!!

• Which puppy would
like to be the GRRRR-eater
at Home Depot?

• Which puppy's mom
has relatives who
think it's ok to go swimming
almost COMPLETELY NAKED?

and finally,
• Which honorary puppy of the feline persuasion
INSISTS on
completely privacy when
she's SHARING THE BATHROOM
WITH A MAN?


22 comments:

  1. Great post, and very informative ;)

    Elizabeth & Luna

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  2. What pawesome stuff!

    I mean, enkhwirering minds want to know!

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  3. Just in case you were wondering, one of the reporters gave us some BAD information, so we had to do a last minute edit!

    Thanks to Khyra for catching the error!

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  4. I hear TMZ is looking for puppies w/ cameras to join the team...

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  5. Jack you are just the cutest and happiest and funniest and sweetest pooch! I can always count on a smile when I come to see you!

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  6. Wow. there are some things woo just don't want to know!
    wags-n-wiggles,
    wild dingo

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  7. Leave it to Khyra to find a needed correction before the rest of us can get to the news - grins.

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  8. Happy Monday Jack and TG!!!!
    Oh boy Madi is elated to find that she made headlines after all that is WHAT a Diva cat strives for each day....Toooooooo funny!!! You just never know what will be newsworthy. Mom says she appreicates the honorable mention in the K9
    news.
    Madi and Mom

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  9. All I can say is I understand puppies better than I do men!

    Liz

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  10. Wow Jack! Each sounds more scandalous that the last. You should get a job with TMZ or something!

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  11. Very informative & entertaining. We really enjoy visiting you to find out the latest. So creative!!!!! Ever thought about writing books??
    Wags
    Ernie, Sasha, & Chica

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  12. What I don't learn from Jack! What would I do without you?

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  13. The scandal, the gossip...

    We love it!! Great job Jack!!

    Smileys!
    Dory

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  14. Gee, Jack. I've been saving your blog for when I'm not in the best of mood, and it WORKS! BOL I loved today's post too, and it was even more fun 'cause I knew 4 out of the 5 blogs you mentioned (one of them too well and thank you for the reference except now more people will see me in my Cat-woman outfit).
    Leaving you and laughing while doing so.
    Twink!

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  15. Woof! Gee Jack Thanks ... for the info. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  16. WOW, Jack
    Juicy and most interesting, You are informative thats for sure

    Smiles
    jazzi

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  17. gweat post
    we just love to wead your post evewyday you always surprise ush
    wiggles
    the houston pittie pack

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  18. Ooo, we love scandals! Brad and Angelina, Britney, Moose...

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  19. TMZ here you come Jack!!! Watch out!!!

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